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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2870 on: May 05, 2010, 03:58:24 PM »
People have asked Snopes if that was true or not.  ::) 
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2871 on: May 06, 2010, 12:06:55 PM »



Click http://www.jefferslivestock.com/ssc/product.asp?CID=2&pf_id=16150 if you dont know what this is.

For those of you who do know that is it, I like to call mine the persuader, for when my daughter brings home her first boyfriend.

"Now son, you know that this is? Let me explain it for you!"
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2872 on: May 06, 2010, 12:31:52 PM »
Quote from: Steyr M40A1 on May 06, 2010, 12:06:55 PM



Click HERE if you dont know what this is.

For those of you who do know that is it, I like to call mine the persuader, for when my daughter brings home her first boyfriend.

"Now son, you know that this is? Let me explain it for you!"


Better have smelling salts on hand.   ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2873 on: May 06, 2010, 02:36:33 PM »
Is that how they harvest "Rocky Mountain Oysters"?

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2874 on: May 06, 2010, 04:24:30 PM »
My dad threatened to use that on me and my brothers if we didn't settle down.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2875 on: Today at 04:59:02 PM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2875 on: May 06, 2010, 06:35:09 PM »
Bad link, but I smiled when I saw it.

May have to get one - my 3 year old drand-daughter told a 5 year old stranger at the McDonald's play land today she loved him. Damn near snapped my neck turning around real quick!
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2876 on: May 06, 2010, 06:59:44 PM »
Quote from: Pathfinder on May 06, 2010, 06:35:09 PM
Bad link, but I smiled when I saw it.

May have to get one - my 3 year old drand-daughter told a 5 year old stranger at the McDonald's play land today she loved him. Damn near snapped my neck turning around real quick!

Probably the best snap judgment of a guy she will make in her life  :D :D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2877 on: May 06, 2010, 09:55:31 PM »
Quote from: Pathfinder on May 06, 2010, 06:35:09 PM
Bad link, but I smiled when I saw it.

May have to get one - my 3 year old drand-daughter told a 5 year old stranger at the McDonald's play land today she loved him. Damn near snapped my neck turning around real quick!

Fixed the link.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2878 on: May 07, 2010, 06:27:49 AM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2879 on: May 07, 2010, 02:05:42 PM »
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