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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #390 on: March 29, 2008, 11:11:37 PM »
Haz's normal Saturday night activities, I would say.

Yep he is shiny clean form the toilet scrubbing .. isn't that right Haz...
Haz?
Hazcat? You there?
HAZ?? ?? ?? ??
HAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ !!

Crap... ! Somebody get to the bathroom..Quick!  We forgot to lift the lid to let him out!
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #391 on: March 30, 2008, 02:05:07 AM »

Yep he is shiny clean form the toilet scrubbing .. isn't that right Haz...
Haz?
Hazcat? You there?
HAZ?? ?? ?? ??
HAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ !!

Crap... ! Somebody get to the bathroom..Quick!  We forgot to lift the lid to let him out!


Don't block the door, he has claws and a GUN !

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #392 on: March 30, 2008, 03:32:08 AM »
Don't block the door, he has claws and a GUN !

Quick! Anybody have any catnip?!

Oh and before we all get mauled I owe Marshal'ette for the Mississippi joke, 500yen okay?

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #393 on: March 30, 2008, 06:34:35 AM »


You'll pay for this!! ...........You will ALL pay for this!!

All tipoes and misspelings are copi-righted.  Pleeze do not reuse without ritten persimmons  :D

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #394 on: March 30, 2008, 06:46:19 AM »
HEY GUYYYYYYS.... (M58, M'ette, Tom, Path, Anubis) I've got a friend that REALLY wants to meet y'all...








He doesn't like baths either!

All tipoes and misspelings are copi-righted.  Pleeze do not reuse without ritten persimmons  :D

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #395 on: Today at 09:20:26 PM »

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #395 on: March 30, 2008, 07:13:01 AM »
Geez, smileys and mean cat pictures!

Updated - Everyone sing along -

I've - got - a - tiger by tail it's plain to see . . . . .  <insert musical note smileys here Haz >



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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #396 on: March 30, 2008, 07:31:58 AM »


Path, I can't do anything to your message if it is within a quote.  When I try to 'quote' your 'quote' it just shows up as an empty box like above.
All tipoes and misspelings are copi-righted.  Pleeze do not reuse without ritten persimmons  :D

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #397 on: March 30, 2008, 07:43:40 AM »
LOOK OUT! HE HAS BACKUP!!!


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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #398 on: March 30, 2008, 08:05:38 AM »
LOOK OUT! HE HAS BACKUP!!!




Oh, there are more...







Many more!!...







All tipoes and misspelings are copi-righted.  Pleeze do not reuse without ritten persimmons  :D

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #399 on: March 30, 2008, 10:15:10 AM »
Beware the Viking Kitties!


(And a tip o' the horned helmet to FreeRepublic!)


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