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tombogan03884

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3240 on: October 06, 2010, 10:43:14 PM »
Quote from: fightingquaker13 on October 06, 2010, 10:30:22 PM
I think the larger point is that religious fanatics deserve each other (though I thought the joke was damn funny). Seriously, Christian, Muslim, Jew, whatever, the danger isn't in speaking with God. Its when youi start thinking he's speaking only to you that the trouble starts. :-\
FQ13 who is an Episcopalian, because being an agnostic might offend someone. ;D

That's Ulster.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3241 on: October 06, 2010, 10:45:54 PM »
Quote from: tombogan03884 on October 06, 2010, 10:43:14 PM
That's Ulster.
And your point boy-o? ;D Sorry, that's just the Sullivan side talking.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3242 on: October 07, 2010, 07:52:04 AM »
Quote from: fightingquaker13 on October 06, 2010, 10:45:54 PM
And your point boy-o? ;D Sorry, that's just the Sullivan side talking.
FQ13

Ahhhh, the eternal battle between the orange and the green.  What a color barrier THAT has turned out to be.

And that comes from the Mahaffey side o' Crusader.
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tombogan03884

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3243 on: October 07, 2010, 11:55:14 AM »
Quote from: fightingquaker13 on October 06, 2010, 10:45:54 PM
And your point boy-o? ;D Sorry, that's just the Sullivan side talking.
FQ13

My point is that when posting after 10 pm I should have a keeper    ;D
I quoted the wrong post, I meant to quote the joke   ;D
 And between the Bogan's and the Kaneally's I'm going to blow up my own car   ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3244 on: October 07, 2010, 02:42:11 PM »
Quote from: tombogan03884 on October 07, 2010, 11:55:14 AM
My point is that when posting after 10 pm I should have a keeper    ;D
I quoted the wrong post, I meant to quote the joke   ;D
 And between the Bogan's and the Kaneally's I'm going to blow up my own car   ;D
Now that there is funny as hell. ;D
FQ13
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3245 on: Today at 06:56:13 PM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3245 on: October 07, 2010, 07:04:05 PM »
Maybe this will help... 

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3246 on: October 07, 2010, 07:25:16 PM »
I get the concept, but I don't have a clue about the denominations being discussed.  I don't reckon we have too many Northern Baptist down here in the South.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3247 on: October 08, 2010, 10:43:16 AM »
I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Kern River this morning and being a responsible citizen, I informed the emergency services.
 
It's 6:00 PM and they still haven't responded!
I'm now starting to think I've wasted a stamp !
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3248 on: October 08, 2010, 11:10:56 AM »
A Missouri farmer in his pickup, drove to a neighbor's, and knocked at the door.
A boy, about 9, opened the door.
"Is your Dad  home?"
"No sir, he isn't; he went to town."
"Well, is your Mother here?"
"No sir, she went to town with Dad."
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"No sir, He went with Mom and Dad."
The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself.
"Is there anything I can do for you? I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message."
"Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant."'
The boy thought for a moment. "You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."
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For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3249 on: October 09, 2010, 01:30:36 PM »
 A young Arab asks his father:

- What is this weird hat that we are wearing ?

- It's a "chechia" because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun !

- And what is this type of clothing that we are wearing ?

- It's a "djbellah" because in the desert it is very hot and it protects your body !

- And what are these ugly shoes that we have on our feet ?

- These are "babouches", which keep us from burning our feet when in the desert !

- Tell me, papa...

- Yes, my son ?

- ... Why are we living in Dearborn and still wearing all this shit ?
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"If violent crime is to be curbed, it is only the intended victim who can do it. The felon does not fear the police, and he fears neither judge nor jury. Therefore what he must be taught to fear is his victim." - Jeff Cooper
Pericles--"Freedom is only for those who have the guts to defend it".

The problem with society today is that not enough of us drink wine from our enemies skulls”.

It takes 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 3 for proper trigger squeeze.

Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars!!!
-Sheriff Jim Wilson
"When tyranny becomes law rebellion becomes duty" Thomas Jefferson
Es gibt keine Notwendigkeit zu befürchten, Underdog hier ist.
Great nations rise and fall. The people go from bondage to spiritual truth, to great courage, from courage to liberty, from liberty to abundance, from abundance to selfishness, from selfishness to complacency, from complacency to apathy, from apathy to dependence, from dependence back again to bondage. Where are we now??????
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