Author Topic: Classic joke thread...  (Read 1364463 times)

ellis4538

  • Top Forum Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3455
  • DRTV Ranger
  • Liked:
  • Likes Given: 0
Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3450 on: February 02, 2011, 04:17:04 AM »
Least he didn't say "cop a feel!"

Richard
Used to be "The only thing to FEAR was FEAR ITSELF", nowadays "The only thing to FEAR is GETTING CAUGHT!"

tombogan03884

  • Guest
Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3451 on: February 02, 2011, 10:05:17 AM »
Least he didn't say "cop a feel!"

Richard

The punch line was about jumping off the bridge, not getting thrown off the bridge.  ;D

FillYerHands

  • you son of a
  • Forum Member
  • **
  • Posts: 11
    • @FillYerHands
  • Liked:
  • Likes Given: 0
Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3452 on: February 02, 2011, 11:37:00 AM »
So an intervention turns into a double suicide.  Sad.
I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man.

Fighting the never ending battle for truth, justice, and the American way.

MikeBjerum

  • Top Forum Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10829
  • DRTV Ranger
  • Liked:
  • Likes Given: 873
Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3453 on: February 02, 2011, 12:04:17 PM »
So an intervention turns into a double suicide.  Sad.

Suicide - intervention - murder suicide
If I appear taller than other men it is because I am standing on the shoulders of others.

tombogan03884

  • Guest
Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3454 on: February 02, 2011, 12:15:52 PM »
So an intervention turns into a double suicide.  Sad Even funnier .

Fixed it for you.

Sponsor

  • Guest
Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3455 on: Today at 07:35:15 PM »

PegLeg45

  • NRA Life, SAF, Constitutionalist
  • Top Forum Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 13074
  • DRTV Ranger
  • Liked:
  • Likes Given: 1030
Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3455 on: February 03, 2011, 04:23:26 PM »
 :o

"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg

Teresa Heilevang

  • The "Other Halloway"
  • Global Moderator
  • Top Forum Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3639
  • Don't make me call the flying monkeys! DRTV Ranger
    • The Perfect Touch
  • Liked:
  • Likes Given: 0
Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3456 on: February 03, 2011, 05:55:20 PM »
Oh for the love of the lord.. who the hell was the genius that constructed the blueprints on this one!!
 
"Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History ! "
 

TAB

  • DRTV Rangers
  • Top Forum Member
  • *
  • Posts: 9969
  • Liked:
  • Likes Given: 92
Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3457 on: February 03, 2011, 06:38:12 PM »
Oh for the love of the lord.. who the hell was the genius that constructed the blueprints on this one!!
 

clearly you have never seen this...

I always break all the clay pigeons,  some times its even with lead.

sledgemeister

  • Top Forum Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1811
  • Democrat Sheeples
    • Australian Hunting Net
  • Liked:
  • Likes Given: 0
Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3458 on: February 04, 2011, 07:32:58 AM »
I just opened my freezer and saw a little alien masturbating. I said, "What the f#ck are you doing?"




He said, "I cum in peas".
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Solomon Short

Teresa Heilevang

  • The "Other Halloway"
  • Global Moderator
  • Top Forum Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3639
  • Don't make me call the flying monkeys! DRTV Ranger
    • The Perfect Touch
  • Liked:
  • Likes Given: 0
Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3459 on: February 04, 2011, 11:11:25 AM »
Good god almighty!!! :o :o :o
"Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History ! "
 

 

SMF spam blocked by CleanTalk