Classic joke thread...

[Badgersmilk]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4DT3tQqgRM

Ok, it wasn't funny until I saw the number one comment.   

[tombogan03884]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4DT3tQqgRM

Ok, it wasn't funny until I saw the number one comment.   

So this guy is getting paranoid because "they" aren't tracking him.
No satisfying some people I guess.

[Bill Stryker]

Two  prostitutes were riding around Drummond Island with a sign on top of their car which  said:

Two  Prostitutes - $50.00


Drummond Island's only policeman, seeing the sign,

stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying:

 

JESUS  SAVES


 One of the girls asked the officer, 'How come you don't stop them?!'

'Well,  that's a little different,' the officer smiled, 'Their sign pertains to religion.'

The following day the same police officer noticed the same two hookers driving around with a large sign on their car.
He figured he had an easy arrest until he read their new sign:
 

 

Two Fallen Angels
Seeking Peter --$50

[tt11758]

THE DEAD COW LECTURE


First-year students at the Purdue Vet School were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two   important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal's body."

As an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the cow, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth.

"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked a them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my
middle finger and sucked on my index finger.  Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough but it's even tougher if you're stupid."

[tt11758]

We need to cut the email crap with all this Maxine shit and Obamacare crap and Travelogues etc.

What we need is to get back to what email was originally designed for...





Sending pictures of Hot Cars!

[Sponsor]

[tombogan03884]

What car ?

[Big Frank]

 

[tombogan03884]

There once was a man named Wiener
Who had a perverted demeanor.
He was forced from the Hill
For acting like Bill.
Now the Congress is one wiener leaner.
 

[tt11758]

The Blonde Phone Call
 
 
"Hi Mom, How are you?"
 
"Hi Sally, where are you? I thought you were with your father at the Ace Hardware"
 
"Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they've let me make one phone call"
 
"What happened?"
 
"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the head."
 
"What on earth, why did you do that?"
 
"Well it wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black & Decker."

[tt11758]

If you were around in 1919 and came upon the following poster..........



I mean, seriously...wouldn't you just keep drinking?