A mother in law said to her son's wife when the baby was born
"I don't mean to be rude but he doesn't look anything like my son"
The daughter in law lifted her skirt and said:
"I don't mean to be rude either, but this is a pussy,
not a f@@king photo copier
SCHOOL ASSIGNMENT !!!!!!
The kids filed back into class Monday morning.
They were very excited.Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk onproductive salesmanship.
Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she saidproudly, "My sales approach was to
appeal to the customer's civil spiritand I credit that approach for my obvious success."
"Very good," said the teacher. Little Mary was next:
"I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events." "Very good, Mary" said the teacher.
Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath.Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said. "$2,467!" cried the teacher,
"What in the world were you selling?"
"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny. "Toothbrushes!" echoed the teacher,
"How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"
"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny. "I set up a Dip & Chip stand and gave everybody
who walked by a free sample."They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog shit!"
ThenI would say, "It is dog shit. Wanna' buy a toothbrush?"
"I used the OBAMA approach of giving you something shitty for Free, and then making you pay to get the taste out of your mouth."