Classic joke thread...

[Teresa Heilevang]

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of used
   men's work boots, size 14-16.

2. Put them on your front porch, along with a copy of
   Guns & Ammo magazine.

3. Place a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and
   magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

"Hey Bubba:
Big Jim, Duke, Slim, and I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.  I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
Cooter"

[blackwolfe]

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/82437/all_the_trunk_monkeys/

I don't know if anyone has posted this yet, but it's hilarious.  I sure wish I could get one of these.  Hope the link works, I'm not to computer savy.

[Teresa Heilevang]

Yep.. perfect for when I have to go into the city.. LOL

[tombogan03884]

Trunk Monkey is GREAT LOL love the donut one and the car theif   

[Neon Knight Anubis]

*after five minutes of laughing hysterically*

That was the funniest thing I've seen all week! I have GOT to get me one of those!

[Sponsor]

[Ocin]

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/82437/all_the_trunk_monkeys/

I don't know if anyone has posted this yet, but it's hilarious.  I sure wish I could get one of these.  Hope the link works, I'm not to computer savy.

[Pathfinder]

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/82437/all_the_trunk_monkeys/

I don't know if anyone has posted this yet, but it's hilarious.  I sure wish I could get one of these.  Hope the link works, I'm not to computer savy.

I ran across the trunk moneys a few years back. The cop/donut one is absolutely the best, although the girl on a date and the chimp with the shotgun is a very close second. The sound as the boy is about to kiss the girl and the shotgun slide ratchets had me on the floor.

I have them all on my iPod for those moments when I need a laugh.

[ellis4538]

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket .  They hear a faint moan.   They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then dies.  Once again, a ceremony is held, and at the end of it, the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket.  As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband cries out, "Watch that wall!"

[Ocin]

I found this one on another forum:

How many members does it take to change a light bulb?


1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is
"lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light
bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take
this discussion to a light bulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light
bulbs is superior, where to
buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this
technique and what brands are faulty

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs

15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and their own light bulbs

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including
all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about
light bulbs"

1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
start it all over again.

[Pathfinder]

I found this one on another forum:

How many members does it take to change a light bulb?

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
start it all over again.

Yup, sounds like DRTV all right. For AR15.com, triple the numbers . . .