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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5430 on: July 20, 2021, 03:09:58 PM »
And I don't want to know just where you are concealing it at! ;^)

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5431 on: July 20, 2021, 03:25:15 PM »
This reminds me. Wasn't there some idiot NFL player a few years back in a nightclub, that was carrying a pistol in the crotch of his pants when it went off, and shot his dick off. Or some such lunacy?

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5432 on: July 20, 2021, 04:18:47 PM »
This reminds me. Wasn't there some idiot NFL player a few years back in a nightclub, that was carrying a pistol in the crotch of his pants when it went off, and shot his dick off. Or some such lunacy?

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5433 on: July 20, 2021, 05:02:38 PM »
That's him!

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5434 on: July 21, 2021, 08:52:54 AM »
That's him!

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5435 on: Today at 05:28:40 PM »

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5435 on: July 21, 2021, 08:57:21 AM »
THAT'S funny!!!
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5436 on: July 26, 2021, 06:20:00 PM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5437 on: July 26, 2021, 06:40:08 PM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5438 on: August 11, 2021, 11:42:47 AM »



Oldie, but a goodie

Had to look it up to send to a friend
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5439 on: August 11, 2021, 11:56:42 AM »
You have to be nuts to spend a cent sending your kid to one of these places. I can't think of a worse place to waste your money. The kid would be better off spending the entire amount at a titty bar.

 

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