« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 544 545 [546] 547 548 ... 588   Go Down

Author Topic: Classic joke thread...  (Read 1363868 times)

Big Frank

  • NRA Benefactor Member
  • Top Forum Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9592
  • DRTV Ranger
  • Liked:
  • Likes Given: 1085
Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5450 on: October 19, 2021, 05:19:29 PM »
When internet searches go wrong. Really, really wrong.

'The Quigley scale is a descriptive, visual system of phenotypic grading that uses seven classes between "fully masculinized" and "fully feminized" genitalia.'

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quigley_scale

This adds a whole new meaning to Quigley Down Under.
Logged
""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

THE RIGHT TO BUY WEAPONS IS THE RIGHT TO BE FREE - A. E. van Vogt, The Weapon Shops of Isher

TAB

  • DRTV Rangers
  • Top Forum Member
  • *
  • Posts: 9969
  • Liked:
  • Likes Given: 92
Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5451 on: October 19, 2021, 10:00:11 PM »


Sticker on the gas pump....
Logged
I always break all the clay pigeons,  some times its even with lead.

tombogan03884

  • Guest
Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5452 on: October 20, 2021, 08:05:03 AM »
Quote from: TAB on October 19, 2021, 10:00:11 PM


Sticker on the gas pump....


With Bumbling Joe it's probably a question, not a brag.    ;D
Logged

TAB

  • DRTV Rangers
  • Top Forum Member
  • *
  • Posts: 9969
  • Liked:
  • Likes Given: 92
Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5453 on: October 20, 2021, 09:48:20 AM »
I should also mention it was $185.27 to fill my truck up...  2 tanks
Logged
I always break all the clay pigeons,  some times its even with lead.

Jim Kennedy-ar154me

  • Top Forum Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 974
  • NRA Life Member
  • Liked:
  • Likes Given: 1436
Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5454 on: October 20, 2021, 10:03:46 AM »
Quote from: TAB on October 19, 2021, 10:00:11 PM


Sticker on the gas pump....

I am waiting for some of those stickers to arrive from Amazon. I will be placing them on the pumps arround here shortly.
Logged
The time for action is upon us and the enemy is at our gates. Let us not allow them one more inch of advancement but instead throw them through the gates of Hell.

Sponsor

  • Guest
Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5455 on: Today at 06:02:02 PM »
Logged

tombogan03884

  • Guest
Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5455 on: October 20, 2021, 12:30:34 PM »
Could put it on a shit filled diaper as well.
I still think it should be a question mark.   ;D

Logged

TAB

  • DRTV Rangers
  • Top Forum Member
  • *
  • Posts: 9969
  • Liked:
  • Likes Given: 92
Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5456 on: October 21, 2021, 03:46:31 PM »
A plane in the middle of the Atlantic is cruising  at 30k feet when all of a sudden  there is a big bang, a few mins go by and the captain  gets on the intercom and says " we just lost 99% of our fuel, we have about 5 mins left before we crash"   while people are crying and praying, a women jumps up tears off all her clothes and says" if I am going to die, I want to die feeling like a women, is there any man here manly enough to do that?"  A older gentleman  in a suit, stands up and walk towards her.  He takes off is sport coat and gently  lays it on seat, followed by his tie.  He then takes his shirt off, hands it too the women and says" here, iron this"
Logged
I always break all the clay pigeons,  some times its even with lead.

tombogan03884

  • Guest
Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5457 on: October 21, 2021, 04:39:10 PM »
You're going to hell for that one.   ;D   ;D
I'll bring hot dogs.   ;D
Logged

TAB

  • DRTV Rangers
  • Top Forum Member
  • *
  • Posts: 9969
  • Liked:
  • Likes Given: 92
Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5458 on: November 11, 2021, 01:29:44 PM »
Has to be a joke...

I went into the local tool store.

Found a older gentleman  behind a counter and asked for a "canvis nail bag, steel hoop,leather bottom and a clip"   he had no clue what I was talking about.

How much more specific  do I have to be?
Logged
I always break all the clay pigeons,  some times its even with lead.

tombogan03884

  • Guest
Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5459 on: November 11, 2021, 02:06:36 PM »
Quote from: TAB on November 11, 2021, 01:29:44 PM
Has to be a joke...

I went into the local tool store.

Found a older gentleman  behind a counter and asked for a "canvis nail bag, steel hoop,leather bottom and a clip"   he had no clue what I was talking about.

How much more specific  do I have to be?

Those are the ones who voted.
Logged
Pages: 1 ... 544 545 [546] 547 548 ... 588   Go Up
« previous next »
 

SMF spam blocked by CleanTalk