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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5550 on: March 10, 2023, 06:46:29 AM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5551 on: March 10, 2023, 07:08:02 AM »
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""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

THE RIGHT TO BUY WEAPONS IS THE RIGHT TO BE FREE - A. E. van Vogt, The Weapon Shops of Isher

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5552 on: March 10, 2023, 07:12:05 AM »
again
""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

THE RIGHT TO BUY WEAPONS IS THE RIGHT TO BE FREE - A. E. van Vogt, The Weapon Shops of Isher

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5553 on: March 10, 2023, 07:23:45 AM »
enough for now
""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

THE RIGHT TO BUY WEAPONS IS THE RIGHT TO BE FREE - A. E. van Vogt, The Weapon Shops of Isher

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5554 on: March 10, 2023, 07:37:50 AM »
Now you KNOW some of us are going to have to steel some of those! ;^)
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Re: Classic joke thread...
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5555 on: March 10, 2023, 02:47:04 PM »
Now you KNOW some of us are going to have to steel some of those! ;^)
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
some?
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5556 on: March 10, 2023, 04:42:42 PM »
Now you KNOW some of us are going to have to steel some of those! ;^)
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5557 on: March 10, 2023, 07:51:41 PM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5558 on: March 11, 2023, 04:41:53 PM »
True story.  In ATL we had a local hamburger chain named Zestos.  Long gone now.  When Col Sanders came to town you could always find his limo outside the downtown store at lunch.  He didn't care who knew. 
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5559 on: March 13, 2023, 09:58:22 AM »
Col Sanders
Unlike his public personality, he was a REAL A$$H0L3.

He would frequently cuss out people in his corporate headquarters and at his restaurants. (Franchise owners)

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