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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5570 on: March 24, 2023, 04:58:52 AM »
A strange bumper sticker.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5571 on: March 24, 2023, 05:13:40 AM »
At vudu.com you don't get a typical error code 404 page telling you a page you were looking for doesn't exist. There are several different ones in case you make a lot of mistakes. This is one I got last year.
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""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5572 on: March 24, 2023, 05:22:50 AM »
I think I posted some of these but didn't delete them yet.
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""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

THE RIGHT TO BUY WEAPONS IS THE RIGHT TO BE FREE - A. E. van Vogt, The Weapon Shops of Isher

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5573 on: March 24, 2023, 05:28:25 AM »
Same here. In regards to the fifth picture, -40 C = -40 F. That's why I named the picture Exaggerate much?
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5574 on: March 24, 2023, 05:44:01 AM »
What do you get when you cross Obama with Palin? OPal!
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5575 on: Today at 12:19:50 AM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5575 on: March 24, 2023, 06:07:36 AM »
Extra-large dunny roll/bog paper for Taco Bell day. I think I posted that one already.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5576 on: March 24, 2023, 06:10:27 AM »
Pista pasta?
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5577 on: March 24, 2023, 06:18:20 AM »
Fourth pic. Ziheche. Dried human placenta (Ziheche (紫河车) is used in traditional Chinese medicine. WTF?
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5578 on: March 24, 2023, 06:39:31 AM »
 :)
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5579 on: March 27, 2023, 11:23:50 AM »
 :o :o
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