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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5690 on: November 23, 2023, 10:41:35 PM »
My avatar ain't right either. I decided to give Mad Max a new gun today. Then I gave his dog my dog's face. Then I thought, his dog has my dog's face, I may as well give him MY face. So, now he's not Mad Max anymore, it's Mad Frank. And I have plenty to be mad about. If you zoom in on my avatar you get a blurry version of it like this. Blurring my face may be an improvement.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5691 on: November 24, 2023, 01:20:59 PM »
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"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5692 on: November 25, 2023, 10:33:32 PM »
What I think it would look like with the 5" 1:5 twist barrel.
""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5693 on: November 26, 2023, 04:17:46 PM »
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"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5694 on: November 29, 2023, 12:57:54 AM »
I edited the picture a little bit to get rid of the octagonal forehead and fix the hairline somewhat. It still looks like a little bit too much forehead, but at least it's not a fivehead, so it's close enough to real. You tell me does "Mad Frank" look better blurry or not blurred out? My dog looks better when he's not blurry.
""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

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Re: Classic joke thread...
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5695 on: November 30, 2023, 05:06:53 AM »
I just made up a joke but I need to go to Scotland to tell it.

I want to go to a Scottish pub, walk up to the bar and ask, "Do you serve Irish whisky in this pub?"

Then, whether the answer is yes or no, I'll say, "What about Americans?"  ;D
""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

THE RIGHT TO BUY WEAPONS IS THE RIGHT TO BE FREE - A. E. van Vogt, The Weapon Shops of Isher

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5696 on: December 04, 2023, 05:39:32 AM »
What is half a pair of pom-poms called?

A pom. Don't believe me? Look it up.

Once again, I've been pondering the imponderable so you don't have to. You're welcome.  ;)


P.S. Don't forget. There are no stupid questions, only stupid answers. Have you seen what comes up on college exams?
""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

THE RIGHT TO BUY WEAPONS IS THE RIGHT TO BE FREE - A. E. van Vogt, The Weapon Shops of Isher

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5697 on: December 04, 2023, 09:58:09 AM »
P.S. Don't forget. There are no stupid questions, only stupid answers. Have you seen what comes up on college exams?

I like to point out that their might not be any stupid questions, but there are stupid times to ask them.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5698 on: December 04, 2023, 10:01:29 AM »
Too true, my man. Too true. 
""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5699 on: December 05, 2023, 12:12:45 PM »
 :o :o :o
"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg

 

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