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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5930 on: September 12, 2024, 05:01:54 PM »
This will become quickly dated.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5931 on: September 12, 2024, 05:15:58 PM »
Delta Air Bus 390 hit another plane on taxi way this week
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5932 on: September 13, 2024, 05:48:21 AM »
Everyone can rest easy. They caught the illegal alien eating cats.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5933 on: September 15, 2024, 03:57:07 AM »
Being a magician isn't all fun and games. One of the downsides...
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5934 on: September 19, 2024, 08:59:13 AM »
Quote from: alfsauve on September 12, 2024, 05:01:54 PM
This will become quickly dated.

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Re: Classic joke thread...
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