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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6140 on: October 24, 2025, 08:37:27 AM »
Quote from: Rastus on October 23, 2025, 02:45:47 PM
So what you are saying is that her jewelry isn't real gold and silver?  I'm shocked.  Shocked I say.

I am positively shocked.

Like everything else about her...... FAKE!

People like that usually are in deep need of therapy.  (IMHO)
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6141 on: October 25, 2025, 08:16:46 PM »
Quote from: Jim Kennedy-ar154me on October 24, 2025, 08:37:27 AM
Like everything else about her...... FAKE!

People like that usually are in deep need of therapy.  (IMHO)

And they vote.  And have no idea what they are doing.  They like people to tickle their ears and make them feel good and a decisive part of something when they are merely dumb ass sheep. 
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6142 on: October 25, 2025, 08:27:52 PM »
Hmmmm...
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6143 on: October 25, 2025, 08:28:45 PM »
And the coup de grâce
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6144 on: October 25, 2025, 08:30:48 PM »
Still rolling....
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6145 on: Today at 01:45:53 PM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6145 on: October 26, 2025, 10:39:58 AM »
what do you two bees dressed up for halloween?


boo bees
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6146 on: October 26, 2025, 07:14:36 PM »
These?  Snark snark..
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6147 on: November 01, 2025, 04:04:50 PM »
Snark re Newscum:

Never trust anyone who wears enough grease to lube an entire freight train, or is more full of crap than my toilet after an all-day binge-eat at a Mongolian buffet.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6148 on: November 04, 2025, 02:48:28 AM »
 :( I had to be taken back to my tent from the campground. After lying on the wet ground in front of my tent for hours, I was finally able to stand up somewhat in the wee hours of the morning, and stagger into my tent that my friend opened the door of the night before. :( I was told later that I had fun, until I quit having fun.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6149 on: Today at 09:23:53 AM »
The picture above was the campsite of a couple of friends of my friends. They hung a sheet over the tailgate of a pickup truck, and used it as a movie screen for a video projector. I think that was Smokey and the Bandit playing, but I saw a few other things before I fell down and passed out behind the woodpile. :o

I bought a projector so we could watch movies 8' wide on the side of the cook tent, instead of a little TV screen on the picnic table. The year after I bought it, my friends got a big, smart TV, so it was a waste of money. I think they did that to me on purpose.
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