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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6190 on: Yesterday at 03:41:39 PM »
As Muff Liquor Company CEO and founder, Laura Bonner brought together a strategic team of high-profile celebrity investors, including actor Russell Crowe, singer-songwriters Ed Sheeran and Ronan Keating and comedian Jimmy Carr, to support the global expansion of the brand. These partners have recognized the exceptional quality of Muff’s premium spirits, and helped elevate the brand’s profile and reinforce its reputation for authenticity and craftsmanship. I heard about while watching Jimmy Carr destroy hecklers on YouTube videos.

Inspired by our Grandfather
His poitín was top stuff.
Our award-winning liquor
Hails from the village of Muff.

I didn't know that. I only knew it was Irish and had a catchy name. I wonder if Muff Liquor is good for a Bloody Mary? ??? 
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6191 on: Yesterday at 07:34:39 PM »
If 1 carry handle rear sight on an AR is good, 9 of them are 9 times as good.

And don't forget to awap out the A2 pistol grip for a more ergonomic model.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6192 on: Yesterday at 07:37:33 PM »
If you're going to risk messing up your plastic frame by stippling it, you may as well get creative.

I have no answers for this AK. Don't even ask.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6193 on: Yesterday at 07:41:23 PM »
A classic joke and a Dead Foot Arms post.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6194 on: Today at 03:22:09 AM »
1. It's a good thing they told us it was angel wings. It looks like it's time for a good stiff Muff Liquor.

2. Ho ho ho!

3. Bill's not MegaHard.

4. Hey!
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6195 on: Today at 07:46:43 AM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6195 on: Today at 03:24:18 AM »
The last one would make a good T-shirt. ;D
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