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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6200 on: February 08, 2026, 07:28:19 PM »
Snow in Atlanta, Michigan!

My best friend and his oldest son went up north where there's enough snow to snowmobile. They rode from the cabin to Atlanta where my friend and I went camping with another friend last summer. There was a green plastic monster face of some kind on a post next to the trail. I posted a picture of it somewhere, in this thread, I think. Last summer it was wearing a dirty old hoodie. Now it's wearing blue jeans and some kind of glasses or goggles, too. It looks like it has a pierced eyebrow now. There's something stuck above the eyes and I don't know what they are. I thought it was reflective trail-blaze thumbtacks at first. It looks like it has a walking stick in one hand, and an cold one in the other or in its pocket. You never know what you're going to see when you're out on a ride.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6201 on: Yesterday at 06:51:14 PM »
""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6202 on: Yesterday at 09:15:50 PM »
Makes sense to me.
""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6203 on: Yesterday at 10:45:13 PM »
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""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6204 on: Yesterday at 10:58:35 PM »
Game cam pic. I heard something strange outside my tent last year but didn't recognize the sounds it made. I never did figure out what it was until now. It's illegal to hunt albinos, so I'll have to leave this one alone.
""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

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