After being married 44 years I took a careful look
at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 44 years ago
we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa
bed and watched a 10-inch black & white TV, but I got
to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old.
"Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a
nice bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping
with a 65 year old woman. It seems to me that you're
not holding up your end of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me
to go out and find a hot 25 year old gal and she would
make sure that I am once again living in a cheap apartment,
driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and
watching a 10-inch black & white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know
how to solve your midlife crisis.