REASONS TO DATE A SHOOTER
Rifle:
-We actually practice wearing leather
-We have stamina to keep shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting....
-Mine are 6in and 10in, would you like one, the other, or both?
it's detachable, so you can change your mind later
-Have you ever heard of a butt hook?
-We're used to 20min for prone, 30min for kneeling, and 40min for standing. 30min for sitting (for USA shooting)
-Our whole purpose in life is to put it in the same hole again, and again, and again, and again, and again...and again
-We're perfectly willing to be strapped to something
-We have very steady hands
-We have quick trigger fingers
-We're used to doing things under a time frame
-Standard length is 26in
-We can adjust anything you need or possibly want- and then some, so it's ok to just tell us how to do it
- We do it for hours on end.
- We're hot no matter what time of the year it is.
-We have stiffness tests regularly
- We have great rhythm
- our guns are so big, we need standing to hold them up when we aren't using them
-No matter how bad the day, we still score.
- during finals, we like it loud as possible
-We always keep our equipment well lubricated
Pistol:
-We do rapid fire
- Short but fast
- We're good without a bunch of equipment
-We do precision and rapid fire; whichever you like.
-we can shoot 5 shots in 4 seconds
-We do it with one hand
- Did anyone ever tell you, good things come in small packages?
Shotgun:
- We like things fast
- We're used to things shooting out fast
- Skeet Skeet!... enough said.
- We won't mount until things start going
- We move into different positions after every shot (trap) or every few shots (skeet), so nothing gets boring- we're all for change
- We can hit more than one target at one go when asked
-On a good day we get at least twenty birds. On a bad day, at least 10.
-we have good spread pattern
-we never fire blanks
-we always love to have a bang
Fullbore:
-we like to do it outdoors whatever the weather
-Standard length is 30 inches
-We can score from over 1000 yards away
-Some times it involves three people at once
-We have about 5000 joules worth of power in our hands
-We let other people touch our weapons and twiddle our knobs
-We have no problem with being submissive and letting others do the thinking
-We also like to change roles
-We have a target numbered 69
-When we do it we do if for a whole weekend, ALL weekend
Benchrest:
-the slight touch sets us off
-we will go to great lengths to be accurate
- we're all for new toys
-no need to feel ashamed for being small, we enjoy the challenge!
-with our optics, no matter how small we will find it