Author Topic: Classic joke thread... (Read 1364485 times)

Big Frank · « **Reply #1770 on:** April 23, 2009, 07:34:24 PM »

Is she referring to length or width?

ellis4538 · « **Reply #1771 on:** April 23, 2009, 08:17:30 PM »

She's married...I don't play with married women, except my wife.

Richard

cookie62 · « **Reply #1772 on:** April 23, 2009, 10:29:15 PM »

Quote from: ellis4538 on April 23, 2009, 08:17:30 PM

She's married...I don't play with married worme, except my wife.

Richard

Well I hope your wife doesn't find out about the single ones

red364 · « **Reply #1773 on:** April 23, 2009, 10:53:00 PM »

Ewwwww....

Do you know what the worst part of having a lung transplant is?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

PegLeg45 · « **Reply #1774 on:** April 23, 2009, 11:08:44 PM »

Quote from: red364 on April 23, 2009, 10:53:00 PM

Do you know what the worst part of having a lung transplant is?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

Ewwwww....

Had to move the EWWWWWW part.....

Sponsor · « **Reply #1775 on:** **Today** at 08:48:35 PM »

Timothy · « **Reply #1775 on:** April 24, 2009, 09:41:26 AM »

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM ON A BUDGET :

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads: "Hey? Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

P.S. I locked all four of 'em in the house, so ya'll better wait outside."

INSTALLATION COMPLETE!!!!