And I hear it only has left lanes, has an excessive toll, and doesn't go anywhere.
Its over budget.
Its built by union workers, so its behind schedule.
Road signs are in both English and Spanish.
There are no drivers license requirements and if pulled over you will never be asked for ID.
All speeding tickets will be paid by oil company execs.
You are only allowed to drive on it if you are in a one of those coal powered cars and your tires are fully inflated.
Anyone with an NRA sticker on their car will be pulled over and searched
If anyone stops along side you and asks "do you have any Grey PuPon?", you must redistribute it to them.
.... but hey, its paved with good intentions
