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this-is-odd-o-meter pegged this morning
« on: January 24, 2011, 01:26:58 PM »
Get to work at a little after 7 and 'meet' a guy at the back door - says he forgot his badge and can I badge him in.  This is a fairly small company and I don't recognise him so I ask his name.  He gets the 'deer in headlights' look and 'goes to his car to look for it'.  Well my 'this-is-odd-o-meter' is pinging - so I says something to the 'security manager'.   Got to spend an hour looking at everyone badge picture off the computer and this dude def didn't belong here.

I guess the 5-0 is heading over this afternoon and we get to chat and look at the security video at the door.

Why can't I carry in this retarded state?  If it had broken bad I guess I could beat him with my laptop then ran like a sissy boy ...

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Re: this-is-odd-o-meter pegged this morning
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2011, 01:31:10 PM »
Quote from: wtr100 on January 24, 2011, 01:26:58 PM
Why can't I carry in this retarded state?  If it had broken bad I guess I could beat him with my laptop then ran like a sissy boy ...


Tuck the laptop like a football, give him a good stiff-arm, and squeal "run away...run away....run away" like a little girl.

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Re: this-is-odd-o-meter pegged this morning
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2011, 01:33:58 PM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on January 24, 2011, 01:31:10 PM
Tuck the laptop like a football, give him a good stiff-arm, and squeal "run away...run away....run away" like a little girl.



I resemble that!

 ;D

actually this boat anchor of a laptop might be considered lethal in some states - and I'd really like one of the sweet new ones they're getting - maybe he'll come back tomorrow!

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Re: this-is-odd-o-meter pegged this morning
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2011, 01:37:56 PM »
And the Police mug shot program can photo shop out the dent you will put in his fore head ;D
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Re: this-is-odd-o-meter pegged this morning
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2011, 01:42:10 PM »
Quote from: tombogan03884 on January 24, 2011, 01:37:56 PM
And the Police mug shot program can photo shop out the dent you will put in his fore head ;D

was thinking of aiming a little er LOWER ...
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Re: this-is-odd-o-meter pegged this morning
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Re: this-is-odd-o-meter pegged this morning
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2011, 01:53:02 PM »
I guess since the laptop is heavy, if you could get a flat spin on it like a discus..........   ;)

Think Oddjob.
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Re: this-is-odd-o-meter pegged this morning
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2011, 05:54:35 PM »
Quote from: wtr100 on January 24, 2011, 01:26:58 PM
Get to work at a little after 7 and 'meet' a guy at the back door - says he forgot his badge and can I badge him in.  This is a fairly small company and I don't recognise him so I ask his name.  He gets the 'deer in headlights' look and 'goes to his car to look for it'.  Well my 'this-is-odd-o-meter' is pinging - so I says something to the 'security manager'.   Got to spend an hour looking at everyone badge picture off the computer and this dude def didn't belong here.

I guess the 5-0 is heading over this afternoon and we get to chat and look at the security video at the door.

Why can't I carry in this retarded state?  If it had broken bad I guess I could beat him with my laptop then ran like a sissy boy ...



Any updates?
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Re: this-is-odd-o-meter pegged this morning
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2011, 03:54:36 AM »
Quote from: JC5123 on January 24, 2011, 05:54:35 PM
Any updates?

it was interesting

they got a partial plate number off the security cam and recommended we relocate the camera (doh!)

they had me look at some pictures of local know weirdo's

no crime was committed

the maintenance staff   is going to have a guy sitting in a company truck near the entrance with a cell phone the next week or two

big shots are going to talk about a security officer again - we're kinda at that point - biggest issue is the company is family owned and doesn't want to hire it out - but the risk of a security officer on staff is huge i this retarded state - something I'd never thought about
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Re: this-is-odd-o-meter pegged this morning
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2011, 11:26:26 AM »
Might be able to duck the liability issue by going through a temp agency. The deal is this. Find the guy you want, retired cop, military etc. Then send him to the agency telling them he's your guy. They hire ihm and send him to you. You pay the premium of whatever "temps-are-us" charges, but he's working for them if he shoots somebody. Just a thought.
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Re: this-is-odd-o-meter pegged this morning
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2011, 01:02:16 PM »
Quote from: fightingquaker13 on January 25, 2011, 11:26:26 AM
Might be able to duck the liability issue by going through a temp agency. The deal is this. Find the guy you want, retired cop, military etc. Then send him to the agency telling them he's your guy. They hire ihm and send him to you. You pay the premium of whatever "temps-are-us" charges, but he's working for them if he shoots somebody. Just a thought.
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possibility but the family that runs the business just doesn't do contractors - folks that clean the office are employees , maintenance people too.   

this building in a security nightmare - way too many doors in and out  - good thing is new people stick out
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