Its because you're distracted Bill. Too many guns, it gives you ADD. Send me a couple and it'll clear that problem right up. I won't even charge you for my services. 
FQ13 who is always eager to help
His bigger problem is that he only has two hands when decision time comes:
On one hand there are the guns, and on the other there is Miss Legs, and on the other is ummmm, ahhhhh, ahhhhh, I've only got two hands
