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so yesterday I was assaulted... by a lawyer.
« on: November 01, 2017, 03:31:41 PM »
She went away in chrome bracelets, restraining order in place and complaints sent too the state bar.

Man Or does not mess around, it would have taken a year or more in ca, the cops called and got the emergency tro while ahe was in the back of the cruiser, 3 felony counts.... best part she moved here from ca last year...  she got a real eye opening exp yesterday.  Ps I am fine, I had my delta on my hip, but it never came out.   Been having issues with this bitch over a property line dispute for a year now, all over 6" so she can park her car...  you would think a lawyer would know. Better. Funny thing, if she had asked nicely, I would have happily let her pore her drive way 6" over my property line... instead there is a t post and ww fence with roses growing there.... 

Ps this will be lawyer #3 I have had disbarred/suspended.


Moral of the story, just becuase I work with my hands does not mean I am not fully versed in the law, just about every lawyer I have delt with over the years always says I should be come one... I have too be able too sleep at night.
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Re: so yesterday I was assaulted... by a lawyer.
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2017, 05:55:25 PM »
Tab, you gotta give us more details!  ;D
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Re: so yesterday I was assaulted... by a lawyer.
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2017, 07:15:35 PM »
Well, I heard they are thinking of using lawyers instead of lab rats in testing..they give 3 reasons.

1.  There are so many of them

2.  The lab assistants won't become "attached" to them.

3.  There are some things a rat won't do.

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Re: so yesterday I was assaulted... by a lawyer.
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2017, 07:40:01 PM »
Quote from: billt on November 01, 2017, 05:55:25 PM
Tab, you gotta give us more details!  ;D

Indeed.



Quote from: Solus on November 01, 2017, 07:15:35 PM
Well, I heard they are thinking of using lawyers instead of lab rats in testing..they give 3 reasons.

1.  There are so many of them

2.  The lab assistants won't become "attached" to them.

3.  There are some things a rat won't do.


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Their personalities.

What does a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.

What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?
With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside!
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Re: so yesterday I was assaulted... by a lawyer.
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2017, 08:55:54 PM »
Why do lawyers wear a tie while in court?

If they take it off, their foreskin pops up and they can't see.
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Re: so yesterday I was assaulted... by a lawyer.
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Re: so yesterday I was assaulted... by a lawyer.
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2017, 10:48:14 PM »
Quote from: crusader rabbit on November 01, 2017, 08:55:54 PM
Why do lawyers wear a tie while in court?

If they take it off, their foreskin pops up and they can't see.

 :)  I never heard that one before.

TAB you lost me at ww fence but I got the rest. White washed? Anyway, good for you. Idiot neighbors need to be put in their place occasionally.
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Re: so yesterday I was assaulted... by a lawyer.
« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2017, 06:24:42 AM »
Good for you Tab!   8)

There's a dead skunk on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the other side.

What's the difference?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.


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A: The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.

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Re: so yesterday I was assaulted... by a lawyer.
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2017, 06:41:40 AM »
Quote from: jumbofrank on November 01, 2017, 10:48:14 PM
:)  I never heard that one before.

TAB you lost me at ww fence but I got the rest. White washed? Anyway, good for you. Idiot neighbors need to be put in their place occasionally.
  welded wire.
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Re: so yesterday I was assaulted... by a lawyer.
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2017, 07:17:13 AM »
Come on TAB, give it up. Everyone LOVES a story about a crazy woman going away in handcuffs! And her being a lawyer just puts more icing on the cake.
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Re: so yesterday I was assaulted... by a lawyer.
« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2017, 08:30:52 AM »
After the tro court date.
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