You know you're drunk when...

[tombogan03884]

DANG!  How'd I forget that one!

Same way you forgot "Richards Wild Irish Rose", and Everclear, brain damage  Mad Dog, Oh God, the printed words make me queesy

[Ruger-55]

m'ette  tell me you didn't???    REALLY? If you did I wish I could have been there to see that >>>>>>>>>>>

[Fatman]

ummmmmmmmm.... you find out the next morning that you left "part of your clothing" at the bar.....
and you find you went skinning dipping in the hotels outside  garden fountain.............

sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I was soooo dying to use that gif on something worthwhile.

[twyacht]

This one is for TAB:


The statute of limitations is almost up on a previous drunken escapade in my life. That involve various friends in "low places", an MGB convertible, Jack Daniels, small farm animals, women's underwear, and a waffle house.

I hoped I would forget those images in my intoxicated state, but somehow they remained,.....Damn......

[MikeBjerum]

This one is for TAB:


The statute of limitations is almost up on a previous drunken escapade in my life. That involve various friends in "low places", an MGB convertible, Jack Daniels, small farm animals, women's underwear, and a waffle house.

I hoped I would forget those images in my intoxicated state, but somehow they remained,.....Damn......

Embarassing or not, those sound like fun memories 

[Sponsor]

[SwoopSJ]

Why is it almost every funny story starts with one of a few select phrases?  For example, "This one time...

I was so drunk...
I was at a concert and someone was giving away brownies...
I was in a cow pasture and ate these funny looking mushrooms...
I bummed a cigarette from this long haired guy..."
 

[deepwater]

U.S. Navy Base in Sasebo, Japan. I remember everything up until the time I got up off the stool to go back to the ship. anyway, one of my shipmates showed up late and wanted to get drunk with us (most of us were already varnished) so he started buying rounds of shots. and then the bartender (she was evil) started buying us shots. it ended up with our pumpman falling down the stairs leaving the bar, everybodoy puking on the launch ride back to the ship, and the poor pumpman broke his computer from the fall, lost his jacket, his keys and his stateroom. next morning the chief made me take the rescue boat out for it's monthly run. oh boy. I avoid that little bar now. things don't go well when I go there.

[deepwater]

Isn't it amazing how you make it home etc.. in that condition?

[Fatman]

This one is for TAB:


The statute of limitations is almost up on a previous drunken escapade in my life. That involve various friends in "low places", an MGB convertible, Jack Daniels, small farm animals, women's underwear, and a waffle house.

I hoped I would forget those images in my intoxicated state, but somehow they remained,.....Damn......

THAT WAS YOU?!

[Teresa Heilevang]

m58... where was I when you were in high school?

uuhhhmmmm.. I was in college...............

Fatman.....cute gif.... but pictures were not even thought of at that time.. LOL( thank the lord)