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ericire12

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Make her lust after your Whopper
« on: December 16, 2008, 07:36:05 PM »
Burger King introduces Flame. The Whopper scented body spray:

http://www.firemeetsdesire.com/





Let the innuendos begin!
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Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2008, 07:48:00 PM »
I'll pass.  I don't wear any 'perfume' (call it what you want guys, it's still perfume) and the sexiest women smell like Ivory soap.
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Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2008, 07:51:32 PM »
Burger King introduces Flame. The Whopper scented body spray:

http://www.firemeetsdesire.com/





Let the innuendos begin!

This product is obviously aimed at the whopper virgins.

http://www.whoppervirgins.com/
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Me: Naw, we just apply a gun-shaped remedy to those extreme life threatening situations that call for it. All the less urgent problems we're willing to discuss.

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Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2008, 07:53:59 PM »
I'll pass.  I don't wear any 'perfume' (call it what you want guys, it's still perfume) and the sexiest women smell like Ivory soap.

Haz wont wear it because he is afraid of getting this kind of response:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGvPVXao03E
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Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2008, 07:54:36 PM »
Yes, that does come with special sauce.
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Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
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Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2008, 07:54:56 PM »
"Taste the meat, not the heat."

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Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2008, 07:55:43 PM »
Is that a whopper in your pocket....
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Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2008, 07:57:12 PM »
What ever you do, dont wear it around these people:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epsgsfuIN4Y
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Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2008, 08:01:42 PM »
I'll pass.  I don't wear any 'perfume' (call it what you want guys, it's still perfume) and the sexiest women smell like Ivory soap.

Can I get an "AMEN!" for Brother Hazcat and his riiiiighteous proclamation?

Anti: I think some of you gentleman would choose to apply a gun shaped remedy to any problem or potential problem that presented itself? Your reverance (sic) for firearms is maintained with an almost religious zeal. The mind boggles! it really does...

Me: Naw, we just apply a gun-shaped remedy to those extreme life threatening situations that call for it. All the less urgent problems we're willing to discuss.

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Re: Make her lust after your Whopper
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2008, 08:11:15 PM »
I just keep thinking it would be like those TAG Body Spray commercials........ but with fat chicks


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfTX71O8miw
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