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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #20 on: June 19, 2009, 04:55:12 PM »
Shines like a diamond in a goats ass!

Got a hitch in my git along.
A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have. ~ Gerald Ford - August 12, 1974

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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #21 on: June 19, 2009, 05:42:04 PM »
"He wouldn't make a good mole on a sailors ass!"

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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #22 on: June 19, 2009, 05:45:45 PM »
"Dumber than a bag of hammers!"

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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #23 on: June 19, 2009, 05:47:28 PM »
 ;D
"He wouldn't make a good mole on a sailors ass!"
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haven't heard that one in awhile! or
you're so worthless you wouldn't make a pimple on a good sailors ass!
YOU CAN TEACH A MONKEY HOW TO RIDE A BICYCLE: BUT YOU CAN'T TEACH HIM HOW TO FIX IT!!

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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #24 on: June 19, 2009, 05:48:39 PM »
Homely r than a mud fence.
A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have. ~ Gerald Ford - August 12, 1974

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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #25 on: June 19, 2009, 05:50:58 PM »
"Ugly enough to make a freight train take a dirt road!"

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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #26 on: June 19, 2009, 05:51:46 PM »
"He reminded me of the west end of a horse walking east!"

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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #27 on: June 19, 2009, 05:52:13 PM »
Hotter than Mary's underwear on a Saturday Night.


Finer than frogs hair.
A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have. ~ Gerald Ford - August 12, 1974

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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #28 on: June 19, 2009, 05:52:47 PM »
You're so ugly, when you were a kid your mom had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get the dogs to play with you.
“What country can preserve its liberties if its rulers are not warned from time to time that the people preserve the spirit of resistance?”

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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #29 on: June 19, 2009, 05:57:20 PM »
good enough to get the wrinkles out!

lower than whale shit

and my fav....    Volunteers deserve everything they get!
YOU CAN TEACH A MONKEY HOW TO RIDE A BICYCLE: BUT YOU CAN'T TEACH HIM HOW TO FIX IT!!

 

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