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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #40 on: June 20, 2009, 11:05:46 AM »
Everyone wants to go to Heaven, but nobody wants to die.
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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #41 on: June 20, 2009, 11:43:58 AM »
When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's easy to forget that the initial task was to drain the swamp.

From my old job: "We've done so much, for so long, with so little, that we are now qualified to do anything with absolutely nothing".

Stop blowin' smoke up my ass.

Don't piss down my back and then tell me it's raining.

I'd rather drink turpentine and piss on a bonfire than do __________ .

Mad enough the eat nails and shit screws.

He's got more money than Carter's got Liver Pills.

Tighter than Dick's hatband.

Colder than a well-digger's ass in December.

Quit scratchin' yer watch and windin' yer ass.  ? ? ?

If you were shootin' at shit, you wouldn't even get a whiff.

Mad as a hooker with a sore throat on Valentine's day.

Shakin' like a poodle tryin' to crap a peach seed.


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"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg

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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #42 on: June 20, 2009, 12:13:49 PM »
If a frog had wings he wouldn't bump his ass when he jumps.

If the Queen had balls she'd be King.

He's just like a virgin donkey...........a tight ass.

He's so tight he pinches a nickel til the buffalo farts.

That boy is as sharp as a bowling ball.

You're so ugly you gotta sneak up on the toilet to piiss.

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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #43 on: June 21, 2009, 11:17:09 AM »
I'm gonna stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk it dry.
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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #44 on: June 21, 2009, 12:57:13 PM »
About as useful as an elevator in an outhouse.

Couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a hand full of rocks if you were holding its tail.

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"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg

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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #45 on: Today at 05:11:17 AM »
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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #45 on: June 21, 2009, 01:55:38 PM »
As useful as a glass hammer.
He's not incompetent, just in the wrong line of work.
Or, for Floridians
The He Coon walks just before the dawn. ;D 8)
FQ13 RIP Lawton, a good man, and a family friend
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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #46 on: June 21, 2009, 02:44:53 PM »
'bout as useful as a screen door on a submarine
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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #47 on: June 21, 2009, 03:48:16 PM »
 Popular as a porcupine in a condom factory.
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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #48 on: June 21, 2009, 04:26:09 PM »
This is my rifle,
This is my gun,
One is,,,........Oh, you know,....... ;)
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Col. Jeff Cooper.

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Re: Good Old sayings LOST
« Reply #49 on: June 21, 2009, 04:32:07 PM »
And one my GrandPa was fond of when scolding children:

"Boy, I'll beat you so fast the neighbors will think I'm pattin' for you to dance".


or....


"When I get done whippin' you, your ass won't hold corn shucks"
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"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg
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