Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!!!

[Hazcat]

NO BATTER!!!

[tombogan03884]

 Just the seasonings and lard ?

[ericire12]

NOPE!

I would be happy to give the recipe and my twists BUT I do not have the OK from M'ette to give it out!

Pussy!

[1911 Junkie]

I would be happy to give the recipe and my twists BUT I do not have the OK from M'ette to give it out!

I just talked to her, she said it's O.K.

[Hazcat]

I just talked to her, she said it's O.K.

Sure you did and I was born last night!

[Sponsor]

[shooter32]

Teresa, the wonderful. magnificent, mother of all cooks was beneficent enough to grace me with her fried chicken recipe.


Ok M'ette time to give it up!!


PLEASE

[shooter32]

Pussy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRyK_1g4VWQ


 

[ericire12]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRyK_1g4VWQ


 

Yeah, that sounds about right.

[MikeBjerum]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRyK_1g4VWQ


 

Ok ... who said clip 

[Teresa Heilevang]

Jeeminy~~~ *shaking my head*.. All this over Fried Chicken.............

There is more to this story than him calling and asking for recipes..
 (((Allow me to tell you the story)))

He calls.. And said..." I have all these thigh and leg sections and I don't know what to do with them.. "
My answer can't be repeated..  

He said.." I'm tired of the same old stuff. Give me something I can make."
 I said  " Uhhh you mean with the chicken? Besides like.. Fried or............
He interrupted me and blurted out.. (all excited...)" I LOVE Fried Chicken! But I can't fry it. I'm afraid it won't be done and all my breading falls off and it is just a mess".

Sooo I proceeded to tell him that I had a reputation in this county
 ( besides the one you have read on the bathroom walls )  for my fried chicken..
I started telling him how to do it.
 He interrupted me and said ."Ok.. go slow and tell me again.."
so I started again.. and he interrupted again and said" WAIT!! I have to get  pencil and paper to write it down... (After hearing sounds like a rat in a cereal box he was back.
" Ok he said... Tell me slow..and in detail. Every little thing and DON'T leave anything out!!"
(((I thought he was being a bit bossy.. but I didn't say anything)))

So I proceeded to tell him in detail how he was to do it!
Then he asks.. "NOW.. I need sides.. "
So I sighed ..( thinking maybe I ought to catch a flight and just go cook for him myself) and told him some sides that I make that is my family's favorites..*but would be easy for him*  

I told him ..after being on the phone for well over 30 minutes.........................
 that I would immediately set down and send him the directions and my recipes for the sides.
I did...............
And  low and behold before I got  the 2nd one typed out.. he was e-mailing me that he LOST the chicken directions!
WHAT??
I typed back to him" For the love of  holy shit! How do you hang up the phone and "LOSE" something you just wrote down...I mean how ..............??
Well .... he meekly admitted that I was right.. ..that he had looked at every scrap of paper EVERYWHERE~~but he couldn't find it. ...and could I write it all down and send it to him again anyway.......
 sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
 I said ok.. hell it was like I didn't have anything else to do but pander to his female kitchen side ..

So I did.. like a dutiful friend .. I typed out every detail ..

And when he called me during the process.. he and chet were like little kids who had placed 1st in a race.. LOL
 so it was worth every little word I typed..

And yea..I'll be glad to give it to you all too if you want me to post it. But I have to tell you that my recipes are "my recipes.." I kinda cook by 'feel' and sight.. I don't use measuring cups or spoons.. So when I give you a recipe.. I have kinda gone in and "tried" to judge about how much this is or that is....