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Re: Women should not be able to drive take 2.
« Reply #20 on: December 21, 2009, 03:23:23 PM »
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Re: Women should not be able to drive take 2.
« Reply #21 on: December 21, 2009, 04:00:27 PM »
Quote from: tt11758 on December 21, 2009, 10:42:51 AM
Women:  If it weren't for the  soft skin, the gorgeous eyes, the silky hair, the sweet smell, the curves, the sexy voice, the butt and the boobs, I SWEAR I wouldn't even bother TALKING to them.    ;D

Quote from: Timothy on December 21, 2009, 10:55:12 AM
Add "deaf, mute" and you've just described the PERFECT woman....... :D

Quote from: shooter32 on December 21, 2009, 11:00:09 AM
3 ft. tall and a flat head. 
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Quote from: tt11758 on December 21, 2009, 11:13:09 AM
You forgot "nymphomaniac who owns a liquor store."

Ummmm...... I think the one-night-stand is clear winner. "Wham, bam, thank you ma'am!"
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Re: Women should not be able to drive take 2.
« Reply #22 on: December 21, 2009, 07:35:11 PM »
Saw the "perfect woman" once and took a picture.    ;D


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Re: Women should not be able to drive take 2.
« Reply #23 on: December 21, 2009, 07:55:33 PM »
Quote from: tt11758 on December 21, 2009, 10:36:37 AM

She was a blonde, wasn't she, Frank?  ;D

She sure was. A supposedly well educated substitute teacher too. Maybe that's why I couldn't tell her anything. She was too smart to listen to me.
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Re: Women should not be able to drive take 2.
« Reply #24 on: December 21, 2009, 07:58:20 PM »
Quote from: tt11758 on December 21, 2009, 11:13:50 AM
Mom is SOOOO gonna have my ass for this thread!!    ;D

TAB started it.  ;) ;D
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Re: Women should not be able to drive take 2.
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Re: Women should not be able to drive take 2.
« Reply #25 on: December 21, 2009, 08:09:50 PM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on December 21, 2009, 07:35:11 PM
Saw the "perfect woman" once and took a picture.    ;D

OK, so if she's perfect, where are the boobs? ? ? ? ?
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Re: Women should not be able to drive take 2.
« Reply #26 on: December 21, 2009, 10:10:42 PM »
Quote from: Pathfinder on December 21, 2009, 08:09:50 PM
OK, so if she's perfect, where are the boobs? ? ? ? ?

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Re: Women should not be able to drive take 2.
« Reply #27 on: December 21, 2009, 10:13:31 PM »
Quote from: Pathfinder on December 21, 2009, 08:09:50 PM
OK, so if she's perfect, where are the boobs? ? ? ? ?

There always has to be a trade-off somewhere.     :-\
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Re: Women should not be able to drive take 2.
« Reply #28 on: December 22, 2009, 07:51:00 PM »

Was she blond........ Wham, bam, thank you ma'am!"...........deaf mute??
if it wasn't the butt and the boobs, you SWEAR you wouldn't even bother TALKING to them??? uhhhh say what??.

You are ALL sooooo deep in shit trouble that you will never get out of this one..!!!!!!!!!!  




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Re: Women should not be able to drive take 2.
« Reply #29 on: December 22, 2009, 08:39:32 PM »
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Well, to answer that, perhaps you could fill us in on why you keep marrying them? ? ? ?

With that I am running as fast as my fat ass can run to the corner . . . .
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