Well, it must be close to ten years ago, I was shooting my first Trailhead, at Gunsmoke, Texas, with the Texas Historical Shootist Society. That's Tequila's home club, near Columbus, Texas. You won't find a finer group of shootists.
Well, I had just gotten me a new Vaquero, in .357, stainless steel, with the white grips. Just like when I was a little gunhand. I had my Hartford in my holster, and had the Vaquero tucked in my belt. (Yes, I know, but this was back then). I was a Stage Marshal, which meant I worked a stage, making sure everyone shot it the same. As pay, the Marshals were treated to meals at the chuck wagon. This became a favored gathering place for Marshals, and there were always a few chewing the fat around the fire.
At the lunch break, I headed to the outhouse (y'all call this a portacan). Stepped inside, and as I went to make the necessary adjustments, time went into slow motion, as my Vaquero slipped from my fingers, and I watched it drop into the depths of well, you know where. After the initial shock wore off, I remembered the campfire tender had some long rebar hooks. I went to the campfire, and after trading greetings with the other Marshals, I asked to borrow a hook. I wouldn't tell them why, but as I walked to my Vaquero's resting place, there were plenty of hoots and hollers, as my amigos figured out my predicament. After retrieving my poor pistol, I took it to the campfire, where I was really harrassed. But despite the free laughs, they helped me with paper towels and alcohol (rubbing alcohol, for sanitizing. The other type was acquired after the firing line went cold).
Bob Baer (NRA Director - Texas) was helping at the campfire that day, and helped me clean up, but now, whenever he sees me, he retells the story to everyone that will listen, and he still gets plenty of laughs. Ol Griz (Bob) helped start THSS back when he was still young. Other infamous members are Tequila, and the Judge's bride, Kate.
Well, after Ol Griz tells the story, and the laughing dies down, the only thing I can say is, my Ruger still shoots clean.
See you down the trail,
Brazos John
SASS 33047
THSS 474
GAF 351
TSRA
NRA