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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4860 on: August 28, 2015, 07:07:49 AM »
Did you know all hurricanes are liberals? They always spin to the left. Their sole source of power is simply hot air. Sane people leave when one approaches. They leave a mess everywhere they go, and the rest of us are left to clean up after them.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4861 on: August 28, 2015, 08:23:51 AM »
They USED to always be named after women because when they arrived there was a lot of blowing and they took the house when they left. Besides, who ever heard of a himacane ?
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4862 on: September 07, 2015, 07:38:27 PM »
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I always break all the clay pigeons,  some times its even with lead.

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4863 on: September 14, 2015, 12:14:19 PM »
 ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4864 on: September 20, 2015, 11:54:49 AM »
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Best Wishes, Mike.

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« Reply #4865 on: Today at 10:20:13 AM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4865 on: September 20, 2015, 01:41:43 PM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4866 on: September 21, 2015, 01:34:43 PM »
Obviously the work of a liberal.  Someone that doesn't understand the difference between a penis and a pistol, and doesn't know how to use either one.


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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4867 on: September 21, 2015, 01:44:49 PM »
Quote from: Grizzle_Bear on September 21, 2015, 01:34:43 PM
Obviously the work of a liberal.  Someone that doesn't understand the difference between a penis and a pistol, and doesn't know how to use either one.

I believe you have made a true and accurate observation, friend Bear.

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tombogan03884

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4868 on: September 21, 2015, 03:45:08 PM »
Actually THEY are correct.


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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #4869 on: September 21, 2015, 06:52:43 PM »
Tom's right. Howitzers are also guns.
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""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

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