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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5380 on: January 09, 2021, 03:13:19 AM »
Speaking of people buying toilet paper for a respiratory virus...

The last pic is from before they were even close to coming out with a vaccine.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5381 on: February 09, 2021, 03:00:24 PM »
https://www.cnn.com/2021/02/08/us/gorilla-glue-girl-scli-intl/index.html

Louisiana woman has sought medical treatment after mistakenly using Gorilla Glue spray adhesive in place of actual hair spray.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5382 on: February 09, 2021, 03:04:05 PM »
https://www.cnn.com/2021/02/08/us/gorilla-glue-girl-scli-intl/index.html

Louisiana woman has sought medical treatment after mistakenly using Gorilla Glue spray adhesive in place of actual hair spray.

Proof positive that you really can't fix stupid.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5383 on: February 09, 2021, 03:24:57 PM »
Louisiana woman has sought medical treatment after mistakenly using Gorilla Glue spray adhesive in place of actual hair spray.

I think perhaps she mistook the term "Gorilla" to a point not intended.

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5384 on: February 09, 2021, 07:33:31 PM »
Not surprising.  Someone like that showed up at big Charity Hospital in New Orleans (when there was one).  She had leaves in her coochipop...so what had happened is she had a prolapsed uterus and had put a sweet potato up there to hold things up.  It started taking root...no kidding.  A friend of mine was a doctor there when that happened....
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Re: Classic joke thread...
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5385 on: February 09, 2021, 11:32:26 PM »
Not surprising.  Someone like that showed up at big Charity Hospital in New Orleans (when there was one).  She had leaves in her coochipop...so what had happened is she had a prolapsed uterus and had put a sweet potato up there to hold things up.  It started taking root...no kidding.  A friend of mine was a doctor there when that happened....

If you want an effective appetite suppressant, just think about the smell of that one. 

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5386 on: February 10, 2021, 12:14:59 AM »
Not surprising.  Someone like that showed up at big Charity Hospital in New Orleans (when there was one).  She had leaves in her coochipop...so what had happened is she had a prolapsed uterus and had put a sweet potato up there to hold things up.  It started taking root...no kidding.  A friend of mine was a doctor there when that happened....

I had more than a few pics sent to me by the misses of different  things stuck in different  places... all x rays.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5387 on: February 10, 2021, 08:56:07 AM »
Proof positive that you really can't fix stupid.

Maybe not. But it sticks really well.   ;D
Best thing is just outlaw warning labels and let stupid fix itself.

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5388 on: February 10, 2021, 10:45:33 AM »
If you’re old enough...

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5389 on: February 11, 2021, 08:53:16 AM »
Not surprising.  Someone like that showed up at big Charity Hospital in New Orleans (when there was one).  She had leaves in her coochipop...so what had happened is she had a prolapsed uterus and had put a sweet potato up there to hold things up.  It started taking root...no kidding.  A friend of mine was a doctor there when that happened....

I had more than a few pics sent to me by the misses of different  things stuck in different  places... all x rays.


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