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tombogan03884

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2440 on: October 23, 2009, 11:57:05 PM »
 This makes about the third time it's been posted in the last month or so  ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2441 on: October 24, 2009, 12:05:34 AM »
Quote from: 1911 Junkie on October 23, 2009, 10:44:08 PM
Busted, m58.

You know where you heard that joke?

From Haz yesterday at 01:29 pm.

 ;D

Quote from: tombogan03884 on October 23, 2009, 11:57:05 PM
This makes about the third time it's been posted in the last month or so  ;D

Formaldehyde fumes.    ;)   ;D  ;D  ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2442 on: October 24, 2009, 06:58:32 AM »
Sorry ... I haven't read my Haz e-mails this week.  I got it from someone else  :-[
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tombogan03884

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2443 on: October 24, 2009, 10:41:47 AM »
Quote from: m58 on October 24, 2009, 06:58:32 AM
Sorry ... I haven't read my Haz e-mails this week.  I got it from someone else  :-[

It wasn't an E mail, it was the previous page  ;D

It's HELL getting old  ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2444 on: October 24, 2009, 10:42:47 AM »
Quote from: tombogan03884 on October 24, 2009, 10:41:47 AM
It wasn't an E mail, it was the previous page  ;D

It's HELL getting old  ;D

And I stole it from Boortz.   ;)
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2445 on: Today at 01:59:38 PM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2445 on: October 24, 2009, 02:17:35 PM »
LEGAL QUESTION.....





Is this stautory rape?
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2446 on: October 24, 2009, 02:28:05 PM »
Hey red........that's 2 good ones in a row. LMAO!
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2447 on: October 24, 2009, 05:35:58 PM »
Quote from: red364 on October 24, 2009, 02:17:35 PM
LEGAL QUESTION.....





Is this stautory rape?

No that's statuary rape.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2448 on: October 24, 2009, 06:05:38 PM »
The little boy (who had been looking out the window of the airplane) Turned to his mother and asked , 'If big dogs have baby dogs, and big Cats have baby cats, why don't big airplanes have baby airplanes? ' The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the Flight attendant, so the boy went down the aisle and asked the flight Attendant. The flight attendant, who was very busy at the time, smiled and said, 'I Saw you talking with your mom - Did your Mom tell you to ask me?' The boy said, 'Yes she did. ' Well, then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby Airplanes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your Mom explain that to you.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #2449 on: October 24, 2009, 06:06:51 PM »
The moose reminds me of this one..............
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