It was a terrible nightmare, the most horrible nightmare you could ever imagine.
In the nightmare I found myself naked in bed, and I was looking at a
mirror on the ceiling, and I discovered that I am a Negro, and I'm
circumcised!
Quickly I jumped up, found my pants and looked in the
pockets to find my driver license photo - and it was that same color.
Black.
No, no,no, no, no, no~! God no, it can't be!!
I felt myself being very depressed, downcast, so I sat down in a chair.
But it's a wheelchair!!
That means, of course, besides being black and Jewish, I'm also
disabled!!! I said to myself, aloud "This is impossible. It's impossible
that I should be black and Jewish and disabled."
"It's the pure and holy truth", whispers someone from behind me. I turn
around, and it's my Boyfriend. Just what I needed!!! I am a homosexual
whore and on top of that with a Mexican boyfriend.
Oh, my God..... !!!!!!!!!!
Black, Jewish, disabled, gay, with a Mexican boyfriend, drug
addict, and HIV-positive!!!
Desperate, I begin to shout, cry, reach up to pull my hair, and OH, Noooooo...I'm
Bald!!!
The telephone rings. It's my brother. He is saying, "Since mom and dad
died the only thing you do is hang out, take drugs, and laze around all
day doing nothing. Get a job you worthless piece of sh**.. Any job."
Mom?... Dad?... Dead?
Nooooooooo... Now I'm also an unemployed orphan!
I try to explain to my brother how hard it is to find a job when you are
black, Jewish, disabled, gay with a Mexican boyfriend, are a drug
addict, HIV-positive, bald, and an orphan. But he doesn't get it.
Frustrated, I hang up. It's then I realize I only have one hand!!! With
tears in my eyes I go to the window to look out. I see I live in a
shanty-town full of cardboard and tin houses! There is trash everywhere.
Suddenly I feel a sharp pain near my pacemaker.... Pacemaker? Besides
being black, Jewish, disabled, a fairy with a Mexican boyfriend, a drug
addict, HIV- positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed, an invalid with one hand, and
having a bad heart, I live in a crappy cardboard neighborhood.
At that very moment my boyfriend approaches and says to me, "Sweetiepie,
my love, my little black heartthrob, have you decided who are you going
to vote for in the Primary?
Hillary or Barack?
Sonofabitch!!!! Say it isn't so!!!
I can handle being a black, disabled,one armed, drug addicted, Jewish queer on a Pacemaker who is HIV
positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed, lives in a slum, and has a Mexican
boyfriend, but PLEASE .. PLEASE...don't tell me I'm a Democrat!!!!