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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #250 on: March 10, 2008, 06:49:45 PM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #251 on: March 10, 2008, 06:56:37 PM »
Hazcat, I never tire of that one ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #252 on: March 10, 2008, 11:13:25 PM »
Outlaw.. Outlaw.. Outlaw... I just submitted the joke honey.. I didn't write it.
 I only WISH I was young enough to have had cable TV~~ LOL

No, we had a big huge antenna right outside the porch that daddy put up and we had 3 channels.. If you wanted to try to get a 4th one and the weather was just right.. he would go out.. climb up a ways on it and start to turn it. Mama would stand at the door and he and her would holler back and forth until the pic was as clear as it would get..
Sometimes it stayed that way and sometimes it would get fuzzy again.. But we had a TV (B&W) and we thought we were sh**in' in tall cotton.  ;D

((((((Ha ha ... ;D  me being young enough to have cable... ( THAT alone should be a joke of it's own.) LOL)))
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #253 on: March 10, 2008, 11:32:50 PM »
Neighbor 1: "Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a nice day to be moving"
New Neighbor: "Yes, it is and people around here seem extremely friendly"
Neighbor 1: "So what is it you do for a living?"
New Neighbor: "I am a professor at the University, I teach deductive reasoning"
Neighbor 1: "Deductive reasoning, what is that?"
New Neighbor: "Let me give you and example. I see you have a dog house out back. By that I deduce that you have a dog."
Neighbor 1: "That is right"
New Neighbor: "The fact that you have a dog, Leads me to deduce that you have a family."
Neighbor 1: "Right again"
New Neighbor: "Since you have a family I deduce that you have a wife"
Neighbor 1: "Correct"
New Neighbor: "And since you have a wife, I can deduce that you are heterosexual"
Neighbor 1: "Yup"
New Neighbor: "That is deductive reasoning"
Neighbor 1: "Cool"

Later that same day...

Neighbor 1: "Hey, I was talking to that new guy who moved in next door"
Neighbor 2: "Is he a nice guy?"
Neighbor 1: "Yes, and he has an interesting job"
Neighbor 2: "Oh, yeah what does he do?"
Neighbor 1: "He is a professor of deductive reasoning at the University"
Neighbor 2: "Deductive reasoning, what is that"
Neighbor 1: "Let me give you an example. Do you have a dog house?"
Neighbor 2: "No"
Neighbor 1: "Fag."

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #254 on: March 11, 2008, 02:56:42 AM »
We got three channels due to terrain and distance,EVERY BODY watched the same shows as there was no choice, Mr. Ed and My favorite Martian. ;D  and when Dad let go of the antenna you lost the 4th channel ;D

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #255 on: March 11, 2008, 06:00:02 AM »
Plus - the TV was heavy enough to hold down the house during a twister.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #256 on: March 11, 2008, 08:31:18 AM »
Nice to know some of you folks are as old as I am. It's also nice to be able to remember that far back. ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #257 on: March 11, 2008, 08:56:53 AM »
Nice to know some of you folks are as old as I am. It's also nice to be able to remember that far back. ;D

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #258 on: March 11, 2008, 09:26:53 AM »
Haz~~~ Would you do me a favor and check your family's genetic and hereditary background?
 I just KNOW that you and I are from the same warped strand... ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #259 on: March 11, 2008, 09:51:13 AM »
Haz~~~ Would you do me a favor and check your family's genetic and hereditary background?
 I just KNOW that you and I are from the same warped strand... ;D ;D ;D

I'll show you my family tree / DNA if you show me yours!
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