Blame this one on the "Warden's" warning on the other thread ( NO, "Hey Dudes.. hold my beer and watch this" target practicing after dark):
How do you tell the difference between a California driver and a Minnesota driver?
When a Californian slips and slides on the ice they scream and pee their pants.
When a Minnesotan slips and slides they say "Here ... hold my beer and watch this!"
Sorry, but it is much more fun when your sliding through the ditch.