A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs
to file her taxes.
The accountant says, 'Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few question.
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, 'What is your occupation?'
'I'm a whore,' she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, 'No, No, No, that won't work.
Let's try to rephrase that'
The woman says 'OK, I'm a high-end call girl'.
'No, that still won't work. Try again.'
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, 'I'm an elite chicken farmer.'
The accountant asks, 'What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?'
"Well", she said,"I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
'Chicken Farmer it is.'