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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3760 on: July 05, 2011, 11:06:06 AM »
Quote from: tt11758 on July 05, 2011, 10:15:29 AM
Thank you......thankyouverymuch!!  (Elvis impersonation.......hey, I've got the waistline for it!!)  ;D

Yeah....just leave the rhinestone-studded white jump-suit in the closet, will ya?   ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3761 on: July 05, 2011, 12:04:09 PM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on July 05, 2011, 11:06:06 AM
Yeah....just leave the rhinestone-studded white jump-suit in the closet, will ya?   ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D


I said I had his physique, not his wardrobe.  ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3762 on: July 05, 2011, 12:11:10 PM »
Quote from: tt11758 on July 05, 2011, 12:04:09 PM

I said I had his physique, not his wardrobe.  ;D
Screw both of them. I want his bank account (I would have asked for his daughter as well, but she's got those Michael Jackson cooties all over her). ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3763 on: July 05, 2011, 12:14:33 PM »
Quote from: fightingquaker13 on July 05, 2011, 12:11:10 PM
Screw both of them. I want his bank account (I would have asked for his daughter as well, but she's got those Michael Jackson cooties all over her). ;D
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Not unless she was a little boy. 
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3764 on: July 05, 2011, 12:15:16 PM »
Yeah right, Like he'd ever touch a girl  ::)
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3765 on: Today at 07:09:13 PM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3765 on: July 05, 2011, 12:17:18 PM »
Quote from: Majer on July 05, 2011, 12:15:16 PM
Yeah right, Like he'd ever touch a girl  ::)
Those kids came from somewhere (maybe a turkey baster and a dixie cup), but they still are exhibt A. God help them.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3766 on: July 05, 2011, 12:18:48 PM »
until I see the DNA report I'll stand by my statement. The kids look nothing like him or any in the family.
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"If violent crime is to be curbed, it is only the intended victim who can do it. The felon does not fear the police, and he fears neither judge nor jury. Therefore what he must be taught to fear is his victim." - Jeff Cooper
Pericles--"Freedom is only for those who have the guts to defend it".

The problem with society today is that not enough of us drink wine from our enemies skulls”.

It takes 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 3 for proper trigger squeeze.

Gun control is like trying to reduce drunk driving by making it tougher for sober people to own cars!!!
-Sheriff Jim Wilson
"When tyranny becomes law rebellion becomes duty" Thomas Jefferson
Es gibt keine Notwendigkeit zu befürchten, Underdog hier ist.
Great nations rise and fall. The people go from bondage to spiritual truth, to great courage, from courage to liberty, from liberty to abundance, from abundance to selfishness, from selfishness to complacency, from complacency to apathy, from apathy to dependence, from dependence back again to bondage. Where are we now??????

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3767 on: July 05, 2011, 01:37:44 PM »
Just cuz Prissy got preggers don't mean it was MJ who got her that way.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3768 on: July 05, 2011, 01:45:08 PM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #3769 on: July 05, 2011, 02:25:59 PM »
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