Classic joke thread...

[MikeBjerum]

Serious moment:

Has anyone noticed that there have been over 1.1 million views of this thread since TAB started it at 11:40 am, January 12, 2008.

Also, the second post on here was from our long lost cat    CrusaderRabbit - Can you give us an update on Haz?  We have tried misusing "Clip", but it hasn't stirred him 

[Rastus]

I hadn't noticed. 

The cat...man I miss him.  The wabbit done said haz wasn't going to spend any more time here....that's a shame...

CLIP
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[Timothy]

[Rastus]

Now that is chum....

If that doesn't draw him in nothing will.

What about Alf?  Alfsuave has not been here in ages.  He was going to retire and shoot....no updates...he just disappeared...

[MikeBjerum]

Like Bogan, TomT, and others, he has become a Facebooker.

Alf appears to be enjoying retired life.  Trips further south and east with Miss Kitty, and a lot of shooting competitions.  He had talked about not completely stepping down from the media position at church, but I haven't seen any posts of work in a long time.  I think he learned how to train the new guy and walk away.

Bogan is Bogan - In and out of trouble with the admin.

TomT is at home hurting right now.  He had an issue in his neck with impingement on his nerves.  Unbearable pain and many physical limitations.  He had surgery, and is recovering well.  The station set him up with a studio at home, and he continues to work from there.

[Sponsor]

[crusader rabbit]

Haz is hunkered down until this Covid19 pandemic passes.  He continues to express his dissatisfaction with the idiocy of both government generally and libtards in particular.  And he does this with anyone who will listen.  I think it remains unlikely that he will return to Down Range.

He and his kid recently returned from an Arizona trip where they made an attempt to view a 40+ acre parcel the kid had mostly purchased.  The land is at about 4,000 feet and that part of Arizona has had a monumentally unusual wet year getting more than its normal yearly rain total in the very two weeks overlapping his visit.  Even with 4-wheel drive and better than average driving skills, they had a great deal of difficulty even getting to the property.  So, it looks like the great getaway and the money already invested have both pretty much evaporated.

On the positive side of things, his health has been fairly good since receiving the "cabbage."  He had one incident requiring a new stent in his replacement tubing because he won't quit those damned cigars.  But, aside from scaring this Rabbit, there seems to be no lasting harm.

And that's the HazCat synopsis.  And, this is supposed to be the joke thread. 

Crusader Rabbit

[Timothy]

Well, let the Haz, Alf and others on FB know that I said howdy. 

I continue my vigil to avoid FB but I long to know how my lifelong friends are doing in Michigan and my fellow vets around the country.

[MikeBjerum]

It was about six or seven years ago I visited the Cat, and Deepwater and his bride were there as well.  Is he still in the same house?  Don't remember much about the place, but the company was beyond great, and homemade beer in the fridge and a still on the stove made a memory losing time.

[crusader rabbit]

Haz is in the same home.  Homemade beer has been absent for some time--mostly due to girth issues.  The still is around someplace but hasn't been active.  And just so no one will be disappointed when you can't find the Cat on Facebook--you never will.  I think Haz would prefer to give himself an appendectomy with a rusty can lid rather than be on Facebook.  And, I can't say as I blame him.

And since this is the joke thread...

CRITICAL ADVISORY
8 pm is now the
official time to
remove your day
pajamas and to
put your night
pajamas on.

Crusader Rabbit

[PegLeg45]

I miss the Cat.

Here's a funny.