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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5300 on: June 21, 2020, 10:03:16 AM »
I always break all the clay pigeons,  some times its even with lead.

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5301 on: June 23, 2020, 07:54:07 AM »

4. I haven't done this one personally, but thought it was good advice that bears repeating. Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time.

And as an addon. Never, NEVER gamble of a fart. BTDT!   :o :o
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5302 on: June 23, 2020, 01:23:13 PM »
And as an addon. Never, NEVER gamble of a fart. BTDT!   :o :o

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5303 on: September 08, 2020, 11:06:22 AM »


This brings me so much joy.
I always break all the clay pigeons,  some times its even with lead.

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5304 on: September 08, 2020, 11:36:53 AM »
I just got a reply notification from this thread. So now I know everything is working right.   ;D

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Re: Classic joke thread...
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5305 on: September 08, 2020, 02:03:17 PM »
     This is why the Palestinians quit using Molotovs  .
Funny what you can do with a suppressed 10/22       ;D   




This brings me so much joy.

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5306 on: September 08, 2020, 04:40:05 PM »
That's too damn funny, I needed that

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5307 on: September 09, 2020, 07:55:53 AM »
<iframe width="499" height="281" src="
https://youtu.be/xI68A-rntIk?t=6Z" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5308 on: September 09, 2020, 11:53:15 AM »
That footloose video should be a part of the Antifa recruitment and how-to-do-it videos...
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5309 on: September 16, 2020, 03:45:38 PM »
They took it down for violating terms of service... what a load of nancy pelosi.


I always break all the clay pigeons,  some times its even with lead.

 

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