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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5420 on: July 07, 2021, 12:15:50 PM »
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Norway has put large QR codes on all their Navy ships.

When the ships return to port they can Scandinavin.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5421 on: July 07, 2021, 02:34:05 PM »
Quote from: alfsauve on July 07, 2021, 12:15:50 PM
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Norway has put large QR codes on all their Navy ships.

When the ships return to port they can Scandinavin.

Booooooooo  :o :o :o :o :o :P :P
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5422 on: July 17, 2021, 08:38:28 AM »
Dang.  That bot published the same joke twice.  I wonder if they hang up like old records sometimes?
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5423 on: July 18, 2021, 05:25:25 PM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5424 on: July 18, 2021, 07:27:20 PM »
I pocket carry an LCP,
It's AMAZING how fast pocket lint breeds .   ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5425 on: Today at 03:26:56 PM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5425 on: July 19, 2021, 01:13:53 PM »
Quote from: tombogan03884 on July 18, 2021, 07:27:20 PM
I pocket carry an LCP,
It's AMAZING how fast pocket lint breeds .   ;D
pocket holsters.  I carry a colt cobra in my back pocket when a 1911 is not on my hip and some times when it is...
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5426 on: July 19, 2021, 03:20:58 PM »
If I have skivvies on I have my LCP, I don't consider that "carrying".   
It's just "there" like the wart on my knuckle.   ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5427 on: July 20, 2021, 06:59:00 AM »
Quote from: tombogan03884 on July 19, 2021, 03:20:58 PM
If I have skivvies on I have my LCP, I don't consider that "carrying".   
It's just "there" like the wart on my knuckle.   ;D

Concealed carry can be quite uncomfortable in the shower.  But I find the LCP to be the least painful. ;D

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5428 on: July 20, 2021, 07:25:56 AM »
Quote from: crusader rabbit on July 20, 2021, 06:59:00 AM
Concealed carry can be quite uncomfortable in the shower.  But I find the LCP to be the least painful. ;D

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And I don't want to know just where you are concealing it at! ;^)

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5429 on: July 20, 2021, 08:10:16 AM »
Quote from: J. Kennedy-ar154me on July 20, 2021, 07:25:56 AM
And I don't want to know just where you are concealing it at! ;^)

Ain't that the truth.
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