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Jim Kennedy-ar154me

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5470 on: December 09, 2021, 09:43:31 AM »
Quote from: Majer on December 08, 2021, 11:31:05 PM
Your leg is broke in three places."

GROOOOAAAANNNN!!!!!!
BOOOOOOO!!!!
I think that is what would be called a "Dad" joke these days.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5471 on: December 09, 2021, 09:51:42 AM »
Quote from: J. Kennedy-ar154me on December 09, 2021, 09:43:31 AM
GROOOOAAAANNNN!!!!!!
BOOOOOOO!!!!
I think that is what would be called a "Dad" joke these days.

Yeah but it is a great setup joke.  I told it to my wife this morning. 

Guess what when she asks for money....I'm gonna lean over and cup my hand over my ear towards my leg and say, "Huh, What did you say?"
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5472 on: December 09, 2021, 03:37:03 PM »
Quote from: Rastus on December 09, 2021, 09:51:42 AM
Yeah but it is a great setup joke.  I told it to my wife this morning. 

Guess what when she asks for money....I'm gonna lean over and cup my hand over my ear towards my leg and say, "Huh, What did you say?"


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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5473 on: December 09, 2021, 05:46:03 PM »
Pregnant lady goes in for a ultrasound on her baby.
Doctor asks if she wants to know the sex of the baby.
Lady says yes please.
Doctor says the baby has a knee issue; a left knee, a right knee and a weenie.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5474 on: December 11, 2021, 02:04:41 PM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5475 on: December 11, 2021, 02:06:52 PM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5476 on: December 11, 2021, 02:52:16 PM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5477 on: December 15, 2021, 01:31:22 PM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5478 on: December 15, 2021, 02:43:27 PM »
Santa has to be a liberal Democrat.

He works 1 day a year and judges you the other 364.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5479 on: December 15, 2021, 03:25:46 PM »
Quote from: TAB on December 15, 2021, 02:43:27 PM
Santa has to be a liberal Democrat.

He works 1 day a year and judges you the other 364.

And lets all the kids believe it is free while we pay for it!
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