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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5500 on: September 11, 2022, 09:19:00 PM »
A boy walking down the shoulder of a country road saw a heavy-set woman riding her bicycle toward him.  As she passed, he yelled out "COW".  The woman quickly spun around and flipped him off ... just before she hit the cow broadside.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5501 on: September 19, 2022, 06:28:06 PM »
 :o
"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5502 on: September 22, 2022, 12:34:02 PM »
It looks like the main stage is lit up and people are ready to party, Peg. :)
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5503 on: September 22, 2022, 12:42:43 PM »
I have to post one before I go.
""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5504 on: September 22, 2022, 01:29:11 PM »
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"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg

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