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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5510 on: January 02, 2023, 12:33:50 PM »
If nothing in here makes you laugh, check your pulse. You may not have one.


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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5511 on: January 03, 2023, 02:18:43 AM »
Beer Nuts are 10 bucks a can now!

But Deer Nuts are cheap!
""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

THE RIGHT TO BUY WEAPONS IS THE RIGHT TO BE FREE - A. E. van Vogt, The Weapon Shops of Isher

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5512 on: January 12, 2023, 10:26:04 AM »
Jay Leno used to show funny headlines on TV but I never saw any like this. Yesterday I came across an online article about a gay porn star. I wasn't interested and was about to close the page when it told me, wait, before you go, take a look at these other stories in the news. The first article was like the set-up to a joke, and the "related news" in the second article is the punchline. I couldn't believe it was on the same page. I'm not playing games here, people. C******e has a (w)hole other meaning.
""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

THE RIGHT TO BUY WEAPONS IS THE RIGHT TO BE FREE - A. E. van Vogt, The Weapon Shops of Isher

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5513 on: January 12, 2023, 10:51:19 AM »
Which celebrity is always ready to eat cereal?




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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5514 on: January 12, 2023, 11:17:15 AM »
Boo!

Why are homos always ready for vacation? They already have their s**t packed. :o
""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

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Re: Classic joke thread...
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5515 on: January 29, 2023, 02:02:24 AM »
I saw this meme online and thought I'd make one of my own. Whattaya think? not a very convincing recruiter, is he?
""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

THE RIGHT TO BUY WEAPONS IS THE RIGHT TO BE FREE - A. E. van Vogt, The Weapon Shops of Isher

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5516 on: January 29, 2023, 02:11:22 AM »
Putin is really learning his lesson the hard way.

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5517 on: January 30, 2023, 06:36:17 AM »
Putin is really learning his lesson the hard way.

Having a nuclear arsenal doesn't automatically make you the winner of every conflict. Even if you're ready to nuke everyone, because some countries nuke back. Or they have friends to do it for them. ;)
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5518 on: January 30, 2023, 06:38:25 AM »
Don't you just hate it when your hair gets in your face? I sure do.
""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5519 on: January 30, 2023, 06:48:38 AM »
Bought some shoes from my local drug dealer.   Don't know what they're laced with but I've been tripping all day.
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