I use to call my ex Old Yeller. She was older than me and yelled all the time. She was also blonde and a real b***h, so it seemed even more appropriate.
I got a text from UPS yesterday saying I was getting a package today from Miss Moneypenny. They actually gave her first name, but I instantly thought of Miss Moneypenny, the fictional character in the James Bond novels and films. I thought it was a spam text and almost deleted it, but looked up her name, and she's a real person in Ohio. So, I'm getting a package today from Miss Moneypenny, who I had no idea would be the person sending my stuff from Irreverent Warriors. I ordered a T-shirt in time for the Silkies Hike in Detroit on the 10th. It sounds fun, so I'll put on my best Ranger Panties, Ruck Around And Find Out!