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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5620 on: May 11, 2023, 04:43:21 AM »
I thought I posted this already but looked back several pages real quick and didn't see it. When I don't delete pics right away I can't keep track of whether I posted them or not.

Fish on!

Not much meat on this one. 

It doesn't look k healthy anyway.  You can tell by the eyes.

Better throw it back. 
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5621 on: May 11, 2023, 07:10:51 PM »
Quote from: Big Frank on May 11, 2023, 04:03:14 AM
I like it when I see chicks bend over too, but not that kind of chick.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5622 on: May 12, 2023, 04:04:26 AM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on May 11, 2023, 07:10:51 PM


I'm not sure if the rainbow shot out of her butt, or it's like a Skittles commercial - CATCH THE RAINBOW!  ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5623 on: May 12, 2023, 03:02:28 PM »
She caught the rainbow, now what?

Oh. I see.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5624 on: May 14, 2023, 06:35:45 PM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5625 on: May 18, 2023, 03:25:01 PM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5626 on: May 22, 2023, 08:04:26 PM »
At the wedding reception Saturday, one of the songs they played was We Are Family by Sister Sledge, and I heard, "Just let me staple the Vicar" or something that sounded similar to staple. I have no idea what the lyrics are supposed to be, but that's what I heard so I'm looking it up now.

P.S. Karaoke is a Japanese word meaning: You look like a dumbass.  ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5627 on: May 22, 2023, 08:25:07 PM »
Watch the video before you read the lyrics, and post what you hear.

It sounds like, Just let me staple the Vicar when I watch this video, but not when I watch a video with the lyrics and I read along.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMVe_HcyP9Y

Just let me state for the record
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5628 on: May 24, 2023, 03:40:46 PM »
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For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5629 on: June 01, 2023, 05:05:46 AM »
I use to call my ex Old Yeller. She was older than me and yelled all the time. She was also blonde and a real b***h, so it seemed even more appropriate.

I got a text from UPS yesterday saying I was getting a package today from Miss Moneypenny. They actually gave her first name, but I instantly thought of Miss Moneypenny, the fictional character in the James Bond novels and films. I thought it was a spam text and almost deleted it, but looked up her name, and she's a real person in Ohio. So, I'm getting a package today from Miss Moneypenny, who I had no idea would be the person sending my stuff from Irreverent Warriors. I ordered a T-shirt in time for the Silkies Hike in Detroit on the 10th. It sounds fun, so I'll put on my best Ranger Panties, Ruck Around And Find Out!
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