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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5700 on: December 05, 2023, 01:00:10 PM »
As well she should.....
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It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5701 on: December 05, 2023, 02:32:13 PM »
The time for action is upon us and the enemy is at our gates. Let us not allow them one more inch of advancement but instead throw them through the gates of Hell.

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5702 on: December 05, 2023, 03:20:58 PM »
 8)
"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5703 on: December 06, 2023, 09:13:20 AM »
Did you hear about the dyslexic kids who tried to stay awake all night Christmas Eve? They were trying to get a glimpse of Satan Claus.
""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5704 on: December 06, 2023, 09:15:45 AM »
:o :o :o

Now she'll be spending less time on her knees in the kitchen. And in the bedroom.  ;)
""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

THE RIGHT TO BUY WEAPONS IS THE RIGHT TO BE FREE - A. E. van Vogt, The Weapon Shops of Isher

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5705 on: Today at 12:49:29 PM »

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5705 on: December 06, 2023, 09:29:12 AM »
Miss Kitty joined DAM.


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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5706 on: December 08, 2023, 05:47:08 PM »
8)
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5707 on: December 09, 2023, 11:04:53 AM »
 8)
"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5708 on: December 10, 2023, 12:00:50 PM »
Why is Santa always jolly?


He knows where all the naughty women live.


 ;D
I always break all the clay pigeons,  some times its even with lead.

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5709 on: December 10, 2023, 05:07:03 PM »
I just noticed this thread has been viewed 1,329,522 times.  ;D ;D ;D
"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg

 

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