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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5710 on: December 15, 2023, 09:14:17 PM »
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I always break all the clay pigeons,  some times its even with lead.

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5711 on: December 16, 2023, 04:32:49 PM »
Quote from: TAB on December 10, 2023, 12:00:50 PM
Why is Santa always jolly?


He knows where all the naughty women live.


 ;D

And they all know when he's coming. Plus he only has to work one night a year.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5712 on: December 19, 2023, 07:03:32 PM »
Here's the real reason I married my ex. And the reason I divorced her.

The hole was greater than the sum of the parts.
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""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5713 on: December 21, 2023, 11:34:28 AM »
Quote from: Big Frank on December 16, 2023, 04:32:49 PM
And they all know when he's coming. Plus he only has to work one night a year.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5714 on: December 21, 2023, 11:35:53 AM »
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"I expect perdition, I always have. I keep this building at my back, and several guns handy, in case perdition arrives in a form that's susceptible to bullets. I expect it will come in the disease form, though. I'm susceptible to diseases, and you can't shoot a damned disease." ~ Judge Roy Bean, Streets of Laredo

For the Patriots of this country, the Constitution is second only to the Bible for most. For those who love this country, but do not share my personal beliefs, it is their Bible. To them nothing comes before the Constitution of these United States of America. For this we are all labeled potential terrorists. ~ Dean Garrison

"When it comes to the enemy, just because they ain't pullin' a trigger, doesn't mean they ain't totin' ammo for those that are."~PegLeg

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Re: Classic joke thread...
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5715 on: December 21, 2023, 04:25:57 PM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5716 on: December 21, 2023, 04:27:32 PM »
Quote from: PegLeg45 on December 21, 2023, 11:35:53 AM
8)

That's why you stick with bros before hoes.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5717 on: December 21, 2023, 08:37:32 PM »
I was having a discussion about religion with a stranger one day, and I asked him, "How can you believe in God, if you've never seen Him?"

He replied, "Well, I believe Home Depot employees exist." ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5718 on: December 21, 2023, 08:39:01 PM »
I used to have an uncle who could tell you exactly when and where you were going to die.. He was a hitman.  :o
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5719 on: December 21, 2023, 10:01:55 PM »
I keep forgetting to post this. On the drive from my doctor's office to the bakery Tuesday afternoon, I was listening to Ozzy's Boneyard on SiriusXM as usual. Mark Strigl was the DJ and he said, you what metal god Rob Halford of Judas Priest eats for lunch? Since he's been openly gay for 25 years I thought I had a good idea what it was, but d**ks was the wrong answer. ???  It was grilled cheese! Who would have guessed that? Rob Halford was hanging out with Strigl on his Talking Metal podcast, one of the longest running podcasts. And when it was over they went to a restaurant across the street and Rob Halford ate a grilled cheese sandwich for lunch. I bet he ate a D or two later on. Maybe 3 or 4 if he was hungry.
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""It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even his personal services to the defence of it, and consequently that the Citizens of America (with a few legal and official exceptions) from 18 to 50 Years of Age should be borne on the Militia Rolls, provided with uniform Arms, and so far accustomed to the use of them, that the Total strength of the Country might be called forth at a Short Notice on any very interesting Emergency." - George Washington. Letter to Alexander Hamilton, Friday, May 02, 1783

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