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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5840 on: March 27, 2024, 05:28:15 PM »
What small, green and smells like ham?


Kermit the frogs finger.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5841 on: March 28, 2024, 08:57:34 AM »
Cute joke!
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5842 on: March 28, 2024, 08:59:20 AM »
Those must have been some GOOD mushrooms.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5843 on: March 28, 2024, 09:00:47 AM »
Indeed.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5844 on: March 28, 2024, 09:11:38 AM »
For ALL of your female HARD WORKERS.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5845 on: March 28, 2024, 09:15:44 AM »
Please forgive me!!! And you, if you laugh.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5846 on: March 28, 2024, 04:36:57 PM »
Quote from: TAB on March 27, 2024, 05:28:15 PM
What small, green and smells like ham?


Kermit the frogs finger.

I thought his face smelled like pork, but I could be mistaken. It's been a long time since I heard anything about him.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxeNX8zlqjc :o
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5847 on: March 28, 2024, 04:39:18 PM »
Quote from: Jim Kennedy-ar154me on March 28, 2024, 09:11:38 AM
For ALL of your female HARD WORKERS.

By now, Victoria doesn't have a whole lot of secrets left. ;D
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5848 on: March 28, 2024, 04:47:13 PM »
Quote from: Jim Kennedy-ar154me on March 28, 2024, 09:15:44 AM
Please forgive me!!! And you, if you laugh.

I just stole that.

In my twisted mind, when I hear the Peter Gabriel song Shock the Monkey, sometimes I can't help thinking Spank the Monkey. Certainly not a parody Weird Al would do. But when he sings the song in German my mind goes blank.

Hey, hey, hey
Monkey, monkey, monkey
Don't you know you're going to spank the monkey?
Hey, hey


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnVf1ZoCJSo


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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #5849 on: March 28, 2024, 11:28:49 PM »
My friends started to suspect I have dyslexia when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
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