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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6050 on: April 27, 2025, 11:30:17 AM »
3D Printed Glock Frame with Retractable Bayonet.  :)
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6051 on: April 28, 2025, 08:10:05 PM »
Not a joke, but we have all been there.

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I always break all the clay pigeons,  some times its even with lead.

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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6052 on: April 30, 2025, 02:06:10 PM »
I feel that guy's pain. I've done that TOO many times! Well, ONCE would have been too many times, but I'm a slow learner.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6053 on: May 02, 2025, 11:21:09 PM »
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6054 on: May 03, 2025, 12:49:59 AM »
My grandpa had a big flock of sheep on his farm. One day I asked him how many sheep he had. He said that he wasn't sure. Every time he started counting them, he fell asleep.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6055 on: May 03, 2025, 02:39:32 AM »
My friend took his wife to the orchard recently. After they stood around for 20 minutes, she told him that wasn't the kind of apple watch she was interested in.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6056 on: May 03, 2025, 03:39:08 AM »
What does Disneyland have in common with Viagra? An hour long wait for a 2 minute ride.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6057 on: May 10, 2025, 12:08:46 AM »
How many accessories are TOO many?
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6058 on: May 10, 2025, 06:15:40 AM »
Quote from: Big Frank on May 10, 2025, 12:08:46 AM
How many accessories are TOO many?

not mall ninja would ever carry that.   it does not have a donut holster.
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Re: Classic joke thread...
« Reply #6059 on: May 10, 2025, 10:18:48 AM »
Deep dish communion wafers are now an option
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